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melv16

The Debate..

Has commenced on soft pencils... 2B or not 2B...
14:06 Thu 15th Nov 20189 answers, last by zebo 20:09 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Ric.ror

Christmas Countdown

When does yours begin? Mine start today - I use Baedas shower gel until 15 Jan (luckily its 3 for 2 at Superdrug)and I really get into the swing of things - I might even go get a bottle of imitation...
12:57 Thu 15th Nov 201839 answers, last by rowanwitch 08:05 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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ToraToraTora

Credit Where It's Due Part 1637.6

Just listened to Jezza's response to the PM, he's bang on, this is a bungled and botched deal. We have screwed it right up. From a position where we should have had a good hand to play to this...
10:57 Thu 15th Nov 201878 answers, last by Theland 21:45 Fri 16th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Blood Type.

A relative of mine died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.....
20:41 Wed 14th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 13:47 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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AB Editor

Have You Started Your Christmas Shopping Yet?

11:15 Thu 15th Nov 201834 answers, last by Lankeswara35 07:06 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Shaglene

The Flagpole...........

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Murphy, "but we...
11:52 Thu 15th Nov 20187 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:46 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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B00

John Lewis- Christmas 2018 Advert.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/7739292/john-lewis-christmas-advert-2018-elton-john-your-song/ Don't like it, not a fan of EJ, so this was a non starter from the word go for me :-(...
08:48 Thu 15th Nov 201847 answers, last by Tuvok 19:42 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

A Young Woman....

A young woman from Portsmouth was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped...
08:17 Thu 15th Nov 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 11:57 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

My Sister

My sister was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
19:25 Wed 14th Nov 201819 answers, last by Spicerack 11:44 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Ladymojo

Biscuits (Cancer Research 20.11.18)

7. Sounds like fold. 13. Does Billy smoke? 19. Unfinished grain with life. 27. Lucky shirkers!!! 33. Citrus fruit with fine rain thaws. 35. Part of cooker with High Society persons. Any help much...
19:55 Wed 14th Nov 201810 answers, last by Ladymojo 20:17 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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nailit

Ive Got No Tv

Ive got no tv, Catching up on a few emails/PMs etc. Got a book on the go, trying to work out a driving route for tomorrow, cooking dinner for three, messing about on here, and trying to do a bit of...
18:41 Wed 14th Nov 201883 answers, last by tamborine 17:37 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Shaglene

The 9Th Green.............

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. ”Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes,...
15:24 Wed 14th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 17:28 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Spicerack

My Girlfriend

likes to be covered with cheese..
12:41 Wed 14th Nov 201816 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:46 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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SparklyKid

Do You Have A Song That Epitomises You ? This Is Mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s...
16:22 Wed 14th Nov 201842 answers, last by Arksided 22:31 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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emmie

As Good As It Gets, Surely Not

are we to hear it's all a fudge and that we remain tied to the EU, will the Brexiteers and some remainers be happy when the Prime Minister unveils the plans later on this afternoon....
11:17 Wed 14th Nov 201881 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:23 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Nightwatchman.....

I have recently been employed as a nightwatchman by a security firm owned by my ex girlfriend. My wife is furious that I still carry a torch for her ....
12:01 Wed 14th Nov 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 14:58 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

Payments To Sky For Internet

I set up sky on the 24th or something, when i rang up i made it very clear that i wanted to pay my bills on the 1st, the man said this would be OK after the first payment.. So, i set up early...
10:13 Wed 14th Nov 201812 answers, last by priyasharma1011 12:45 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Denied..

Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he admitted pedalling....
20:55 Tue 13th Nov 201820 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 00:19 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Marmite Sprouts

Cant wait to try these https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2018/11/13/iceland-launches-marmite-brussels-sprouts-and-we-are-horrified-8134786/amp/...
20:02 Tue 13th Nov 201848 answers, last by mccfluff 13:18 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

How Long Is A Piece Of String?

Yesterday i ate two pieces of string Today they came out tied together!! I *** you knot...
23:05 Tue 13th Nov 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 00:10 Wed 14th Nov 2018

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