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Prudie

Spyro Remastered

Today I got the very long awaited remastered version of the first three Spyro the Dragon games for PS4. This won't interest anybody probably in this outback category but just in case anyone else has...
20:07 Tue 13th Nov 20188 answers, last by Kromovaracun 09:45 Mon 10th Dec 2018
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Shaglene

Serious Heart Condition.............

A man visits his doctor for his regular check-up. The doctor is not too pleased with what he finds and asks the man to send his wife to see him. The wife goes to see the doctor who tells her that her...
19:15 Tue 13th Nov 20185 answers, last by marval 20:07 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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diddlydo

Why Are They Still Selling Poppies?

This morning, Tuesday 13th November, there was an official poppy seller still selling them in Sainsbury's. What on earth is all that about? (I wanted to post something stronger but feared it would be...
13:09 Tue 13th Nov 201884 answers, last by Mamyalynne 12:09 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Two Women Playing Golf....

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
10:43 Tue 13th Nov 201814 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 14:44 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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sandyRoe

Tena For Men.

Recently, when I think I've finished peeing I sometimes find my bladder has decided otherwise. It's not a great torrent but enough to leave a damp patch on my trousers. It's very embarrassing when I'm...
14:34 Tue 13th Nov 201834 answers, last by geevo41 09:13 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Bands Reformed

The Jam and Cream were both going to reform to play a series of gigs in Devon & Cornwall, but they couldn’t agree who would go on first...
21:01 Mon 12th Nov 20189 answers, last by tonyav 00:24 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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marval

My Dad

My Dad is a Traffic Warden. For my birthday he gave me a “Stop” sign, a wheel clamp and a red traffic light. I asked for a stationery set....
23:16 Mon 12th Nov 20185 answers, last by tonyav 23:48 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

I Wonder...

I wonder if the Queen gets into bed, pulls the duvet up to her neck and says "Look Phillip, I'm a stamp"....
17:08 Mon 12th Nov 201815 answers, last by Canary42 18:59 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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Rockrose

Adoption

We are seriously thinking about giving adoption another shot, especially as one of their major objections have gone and the other is to follow shortly. However, when talking about it last time the...
12:57 Mon 12th Nov 201871 answers, last by Rockrose 08:05 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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thesshhh

Top Trump Joke

Q. Why did Donald Trump reject the peace offering of two African wildebeest from CNN? A. Because he said they were fake gnus...
19:35 Mon 12th Nov 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 21:07 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

In A Lift....

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up,...
13:40 Mon 12th Nov 201810 answers, last by zebo 08:33 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Food Mixer.....

I went round to Barbie's house last night and asked if she could recommend a good food mixer... She said no, but Ken would!...
18:00 Sun 11th Nov 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 18:36 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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SparklyKid

And Whilst We Are At At It, Well Me At Least.

Celebs in jungle. I shall not be watching as I am fed of seeing holly willabooby everywhere on the telly. Bradley Walsh would have been brill....
10:02 Sun 11th Nov 201830 answers, last by goodgoalie 17:35 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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LadyCG

Some Sunday Daftness

A funny names thread: I'll start with ... Indian Tightrope Walker, Balan Singh. Ha ha!...
11:57 Sun 11th Nov 201872 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:46 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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tamborine

Lets Play

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14:15 Sun 11th Nov 201837 answers, last by Caran 23:01 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Ikea.....

I just bought a suppository from ikea. I had to put it up myself!...
11:44 Sun 11th Nov 20187 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:45 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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maggiebee

Rugby

Spoiler alert...
17:29 Sat 10th Nov 201845 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 10:05 Mon 12th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Dog Walker....

I’ve just started a new job working as a professional dog walker and it’s so easy. It’s a walk in the park....
19:28 Sat 10th Nov 20189 answers, last by VictorHugo 11:50 Fri 16th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

In Foreign News Today

Barcelonas oldest serial flasher died today in his retirement home he died of a stroke just the way he wanted to go! RIP sènor willy .......
17:32 Sat 10th Nov 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:10 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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gness

When The Little Lift....

...that took both of us and our luggage up four floors to our apartment sounds the OVERWEIGHT! OVERWEIGHT! alarm when both of you and the same luggage get in to go down four floors you know that one...
17:33 Sat 10th Nov 201843 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:33 Sun 11th Nov 2018

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