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BANANASPLITS

Last Night.....

Last night I thought it would be funny to try and impress people by pulling the cloth from a table without breaking anything... Far from being impressed, the members of the snooker club have banned me...
09:00 Sat 10th Nov 201817 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:01 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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maggiebee

Disappointed

Shopping earlier in Lidl's I was disappointed that I didn't meet one person wearing a poppy. Feel quite sad about this
16:16 Sat 10th Nov 201857 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:15 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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rowanwitch

Do You Ever Look In The Mirror And Go #???###!!!!! Or Similar

I caught myself on the way out today I know I was wearing black, but with very dark hair hanging from a centre parting, and I was so pale I looked like Severus Shape Well girls we all like to channel...
11:09 Sat 10th Nov 201857 answers, last by Pyxis 12:39 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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emmie

Need To Buy Some Ink For The

new printer, it hasn't run out just thought i would get some now looked at Canon but not sure what i am looking for its a PIXMA TS5150 series three in one printer, can anyone suggest where to buy the...
11:08 Sat 10th Nov 201817 answers, last by emmie 06:05 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Andy Hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MYCPB7a8ks&app=desktop Many happies Andy xx...
05:57 Fri 09th Nov 201837 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:13 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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FrillyPancake

How Much Do You Earn?

Cheeks question but.... Cummon, let's have it!!...
19:38 Fri 09th Nov 2018172 answers, last by naomi24 18:09 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My Wife Said....

My wife says I only have 2 faults. One I don't listen I've forgotten the other one...
20:33 Fri 09th Nov 20183 answers, last by zebo 17:16 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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bundleone

Is £1.45 For One Slice Of Toast

I think £1.45 for a slice of white toast and a pat of butter is a bit excessive from a cafe. Am I being unreasonable in thinking I,ve been done ?...
20:11 Fri 09th Nov 201824 answers, last by JJ109 09:02 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

In My Local Cafe Earlier....

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19:09 Fri 09th Nov 201824 answers, last by Spicerack 10:04 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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derek-33

Though I Dont Condone This Kind Of Behvior

this sentence is ridiculously long, these weren't "attacks" as the story says they were "meetings" and nobody died or was hurt , but a thug can beat up mercilessly a senior citizen and get months in...
18:07 Fri 09th Nov 201844 answers, last by Spicerack 10:33 Sat 10th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Row

I’ve just had a really big row with my husband about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris; he wanted to come with me......
16:41 Fri 09th Nov 201814 answers, last by Patsy33 18:30 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

Johnson Calls For Another Referendum

Jo Johnson has resigned as a transport minister, saying the country is "barrelling towards an incoherent Brexit" and calling for another referendum....
16:56 Fri 09th Nov 201874 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:06 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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chrissa1

I Can Hear Running Water

I can always hear trickling/running water coming from my cistern. There is no water coming into the bathroom around the toilet and when I lifted up the cistern lid, I couldn’t see any leaks. What...
12:55 Fri 09th Nov 201852 answers, last by SparklyKid 14:56 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

Sued By Satan

How pathetic is this? Would a series get sued by the COE if they featured a cross or one of the many churches on camera? I think the series is pretty good to be honest. Looking forward to season 2....
11:52 Fri 09th Nov 201829 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:11 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

7 Dwarfs...

One of the 7 dwarfs has been arrested for having an affair with a giraffe? Apparently the other 6 put him up to it... ...
13:32 Wed 07th Nov 201818 answers, last by sandishore 21:05 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Just Wrote A Book...

Just finished writing a book about basements. My publishing company reckons it'll be a best cellar!...
20:06 Thu 08th Nov 201810 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:51 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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retrocop

Wailing Wall

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the...
19:43 Thu 08th Nov 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:28 Thu 08th Nov 2018
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Ladymojo

Names & Flavours Of Cakes, Sponges & Loaves

(Local Fundraiser in aid of BHF, RSABI & UCAN 7.12.18). 7. You feed this to someone hellish. 18. A colour and a round fruit. 20. You found this in a cocktail. Any help much appreciated, Thank you....
19:46 Thu 08th Nov 20188 answers, last by Ladymojo 18:45 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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SparklyKid

Question Time Tonight, Dianne Abacus Is On

Must get some popcorn in....
11:26 Thu 08th Nov 201844 answers, last by cassa333 08:58 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Dont Get Me Wrong...

Don’t get me wrong, I like humour and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – just not a fan...
16:33 Thu 08th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Thu 08th Nov 2018

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