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Chipchopper

Grab-A-Bag

Whats your idea of a tasty snack when chilling out ?. Mines a bag of Monomasa tortilla chips, washed down with a couple of cold beers...
17:06 Sat 13th Oct 201822 answers, last by Prudie 12:51 Sun 14th Oct 2018
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gness

How Weird Is This Weather......

....when you can sit on the patio on a mid October night in a little strappy top and skimpy shorts watching the trees blowing sideways in the very warm and wild wind....... Anyway, Dave seems happy...
18:54 Sat 13th Oct 201839 answers, last by gness 09:36 Sun 14th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Forest Gump?

Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump? Thanks...
12:16 Sat 13th Oct 201817 answers, last by zebo 15:40 Sat 13th Oct 2018
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thesshhh

Good And Bad Places To Get Varifocle Lens Specs

Where would you recommend buying varifocle lens specs from....and is there anywhere that should be avoided?
09:23 Sat 13th Oct 201828 answers, last by Baldric 18:12 Sun 14th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Lady's Hairdressers....

Our local lady's hairdressers got robbed earlier today. Police are combing the area!...
19:21 Fri 12th Oct 20189 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 09:29 Sat 13th Oct 2018
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nailit

Sat Nav Or A - Z

Is anyone here 'old school' when it comes to driving and getting directions? Had to drive foodbank van yesterday to pick up several harvest festivals from local churches and schools. Not a problem...
18:12 Fri 12th Oct 201845 answers, last by margarettom 13:18 Sat 13th Oct 2018
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ToraToraTora

Well Done China, It's A Start.....

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13:29 Thu 11th Oct 2018116 answers, last by spathiphyllum 09:16 Fri 12th Oct 2018
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1ozzy

Approximately A Year Ago.....

... I couldn't find my wallet. Quite a few very helpful Abers had suggestions as to where it may be. Now I can't find my suppositories!...
01:55 Thu 11th Oct 201841 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:02 Thu 11th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Film Title

morning all trying to get an old film title if i remember right its about 6-8 people stuck in an american diner in the desert surrounded by a force field possibly being attacked by an alien sci fi or...
09:51 Thu 11th Oct 201812 answers, last by murraymints 10:48 Thu 11th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Was?

Was Barry white ? Was Marvin gay ? Was cilla black ? Sure makes stevie wonder .......
17:26 Wed 10th Oct 201825 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 21:28 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Fired From Job!

My dwarf friend got fired from his low paying waiter job. He's now struggling to put food on the table....
20:39 Wed 10th Oct 20189 answers, last by Bazile 12:10 Fri 12th Oct 2018
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Shaglene

One Liners Or A Bit Longer..............

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador”. "Blow that" says Mick, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of...
18:42 Wed 10th Oct 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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DTCwordfan

Nigella 7Pm

did you see what Nigella is serving as pasta, 'il divorzio' - separated pasta strands.?
18:25 Wed 10th Oct 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:58 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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TonyV

How To Cope?

My wifes just got home after a prolonged illnes at hospital. I am trying to get her mobile, but she is trying my nerves, I dont want to shout or do anything to upset her, but she needs to get mobile....
20:17 Tue 09th Oct 201842 answers, last by TonyV 19:49 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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woofgang

How Is Ed Getting On?

Ed, have we heard how Ed is getting on? Please do top up the good wishes if you are in contact.
13:40 Wed 10th Oct 20186 answers, last by woofgang 14:53 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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douglas9401

Cake Off?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45789759 The road to common sense is paved with tenners....
10:06 Wed 10th Oct 2018183 answers, last by New Judge 17:07 Thu 11th Oct 2018
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fender62

Jihadi's Wife Council Houses

wow... this err woman has some front, hates everything western except freebies or tax payer funded social housing and benefits..if she were not born here id deport her and her clan....
05:55 Wed 10th Oct 201841 answers, last by Theland 22:52 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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237SJ

Buying New Mobile

I usually buy my mobiles on a contract and at the end of the contract when the phone is paid off I get a sim only deal. I`ve decided that I want to buy the next one outright as I don`t want a load of...
16:10 Tue 09th Oct 201813 answers, last by RICKY59 21:28 Mon 15th Oct 2018
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Shaglene

Mother Superior........

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired...
14:30 Tue 09th Oct 20183 answers, last by zebo 15:14 Wed 10th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

An Old Mate .....

I bumped into an old mate of mine today. I asked him "What you up to these days?" He said "I prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, drunks and down 'n' outs" I said "so you work in a charity drop...
11:04 Tue 09th Oct 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:08 Tue 09th Oct 2018

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