Does anyone have one of these? If you do, what do you think of it?. I’m talking about doing the insides of the windows. Is it worth the money? Does it sit in the cupboard unused? Does it do a good...
"It's a boy." I shouted with tears rolling down my face.
"I don't believe it. A boy."
It's at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again................
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY. BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM I BET...
So on Saturday me and the Ms experienced a flat tyre. This was due to the tyre being pinched against a curb. The tyre was totally gashed and blew. Luckily we were about 1 metre away from our drive. I...
Did anyone see those distressing photos in some of the tabloids yesterday? i think ITV made a mistake getting rid of him and the "femail".They were far better than rent a gob Matt Chapman who is an...
My Dad once said to me, "If you really want something in life, you've got to get out there and grab it with both hands." So I did... Now big Brenda the barmaid at the 'Rose and Crown' has reported me...
deep joy, my laptop spent seven hours yesterday downloading the new feature update version 1809, i wouldn't mind if there was anything new in it that i would find useful...
Two blondes were sat in traffic on the road. One says “It is normally much quicker than this.” “Last time we got a lift with Dave though.” the driver replies. “What’s that got to do with...
It's been snowing all night, so.... 8:00 I made a snowman 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about...
Bit of a boring question but it's what the site's for, has anyone experience of Tempur mattresses shrinking over time? We've had ours a fair few years and it used to fit snuggly in a heavy wooden...
I started a new job last week in a furniture making warehouse and slipped and fell into the upholstery machine?
Im all right, now. In fact, im fully recovered....
Paddy gets a phone call from the police "Your house has been broken into and they've drank all your beer and shagged your wife."
Paddy says "I can't believe they shagged her after only four cans"...
