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bainbrig

Worst Christmas Present?

40 Embassy (unwrapped), 25 years ago. It’s the thought that counts. BB...

sandyRoe

Is It Too Late To Get The Sprouts On?

And while I'm asking that culinary question I'd like to wish all ABers the compliments of the season....

Mexican18

If you have a 'top'ABer who would it be? My number one would be Mammyalynne for always making sure that the horses don't get frightened and a close number 2 would be Mailing for not being as angry as...

crosswordfan

4 Clues Left

1...Sides with Catherine Howard or The King (4)...???? 2...NO CLUE - the setter doesn't know this presumably(7)...????A?E 3...Group savings scheme for the seasonal staff(9,4)..CHRISTMAS ???? 4...It...

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Distinguished Gentleman...

As i was sitting on deck on a cruise a distinguished gentleman sat next to me and began reading a book after 15 minutes he looked up and asked " have you read marx" I said " yes its my own thought for...

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Crash On M25..!!

A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has overturned on the M25. Police say the driver is under a rest and there are long cues on the M25!...

spathiphyllum

Can't Be Bothered With The Hassle..

my sisters boyfriend wants to fight me because i slept with his girlfriend......

nailit

We Always Look Forward To The New Year....

But don't we sometimes fail to see what's been good about the last year?? Easy to moan but (personally) this last year has been good to me in many respects. Whats been good for you this last 12...

zingo1327

Play Karaoke On My Tv

I downloaded some karaoke songs to my computer but I can't get them to play on my TV. As I recall the format was cdg (I think)and I used AVC video converter to convert to mp3 then tried mp4 but...

Jaimsieboy

S/post -Cryptic

14 Across - Dash in the off-licence ? (6) H?p?e? 17 Down - Like a flyer or a vehicle I'm in (5) A?i?n 18 Across - Function of girls is to put names in tip (3,5) H?n ???h?...

tiggerblue10

Christmas Ruined...

...for Chris Rea as his car fails its MOT!

Guilbert53

Most Wordy Spam Email I Have Ever Received

So long and wordy I gave up reading it half way through Hello my dear, In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient to write and inform you on the wicked conspiracy hatched by the duo of...

Bazile

Look Mum I Can Fly

Paddy goes to the roof of a tower block , with a budgie under his arm He jumps off and lay stunned on the ground What happened asked a passer by ''I don't think much of this bungee jumping '' replied...

cj1984

Plumber Threatening Towards Me

A plumber came to my house for a call out and became hostile towards me when it turned out his services were not required. I fully understand that a callout fee is required regardless and would have...

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