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bill preston
a friend at works young son has been struggling to poo for about 2 years now. however, when they take him to the doctors they get a medicine that breaks down the poo and makes it easier to come out?...
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lilacgirl
There is a squirrel running around outside on the road. He is running in circles (always in a clockwise direction) and stops every now and then - he then leans his head to the right a few times before...
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smudge
Not a Q, but something to warm your cockles: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/baby-p enguin-walking-p1.php
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Beads
I am a sleepy individual and just can't stay up really late. It gets to a certain point and it's like someone switches something off and I just fall asleep. So if I'm out or socialising I end up...
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beryllium
ooopsey..... Walked the dog last night as it was getting dark, came back, passed our car and saw the internal light was on. Thunk!!! Right must tel mr B that car light is on. Open front door. This...
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REDHEAD24
my first one is of course MY MAN KEN dodd , who is the best thing since sliced legend then its tommy cooper and lee evans tell me urs come on u know it makes sense
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sleepyj
i really like a man in a nice shirt ..what turns you on ladys smart or rough looking ?
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figure
If you really are at a trying and difficult time in your life I hope this brings you some hope and comfort: Gods' Boxes I have in my hands two boxes which God gave me to hold. God said, "Put all your...
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caveman69
Could everyone who cares pop over to B & S and give Figure some credit for her post please. Cleversod got 35 replies, just think Figure deserves some,it was a lovely one x
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excelsior
i've just watched the excellent film 'local hero' . i'd seen it before some 20 years ago and i remember how lovely the coast is . a group of us are holidaying in scotland next august - does anyone...
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potterfan3
the title explains it all
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Petal~flower
Got some pringles out, got the stereo on full blast! boring dancing by myself. So come on join in. Take your shoes off first
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frankiecat
...because I can show my photograph to the world. Then all the pussy cats in the world will know that I am one cool tom cat. My sister is too silly and she can't work the computer. Her name is...
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cruella
Just wondered how Porsche got on at the Vet's today. Hope all was well! x
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cleversod
Any one know what time Wizards funeral is.?
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legend758
werlll im in scottyland 2moro and guess what im bringing home? toothache ffs the worst pain you could get ladies had it since last night too argghh
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Wix
I recently discovered that i have a fear of meteors (meteorphobia). Everytime i think about a meteor shower or a meteor hitting earth it makes me feel nervous and uncomfortable and makes me think i'm...
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gina32
anybody else got this bag of crap or is it just me that thinks that way??
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Myriad2112
what is the best main meal ever, ever, ever. mine is spaghetti bolognaise
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Myriad2112
when is farting funny and have you got any embarrassing stories about letting rip.

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