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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!...
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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey,...
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have you ever been given a nickname do you like it or hate it? i hate being called "the gentle giant" (i'm 6""-8"" about 22 stone) just in case you ask why?...
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phew what a warm one its been tonight tossing and turning all night still at least its fri and the weekend beckons
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i know you have to pay to get this i'm watching it now for free is it a one off we have not added it onto our sky sports...
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Have you heard on the news about the clairvoyant midget who has just escaped from prison? police say there is a small medium at large !...
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its the middle of the week already bit darker this morning but mild, supposedly here tomorrow in bean its gonna hit 31c so beer and garden job me thinks!
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Another weekend flown by, set to be a nice week weather wise again,6 weeks and counting until holiday cant wait!
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oh well another years worth of paying out for the motor (ford mondeo) £220 road tax £163 fully comp insurance (quite good i thought this year) £160 full service and mot and the bit that i forgot...
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And another week passes wont be long til Xmas now! at last had a decent sleep last night been so muggy lately found it hard to sleep at all this week....
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just been told by my next door neighbour that tomorrow council will be round to sort out a wasps nest in their roof its a very large one apparently,what will they do and should we keep our windows...
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been up since 3.00am watching the storm here gonna be a long day lol mrs cuddles hates thunder and lightning and is under the duvet had 2 cups of tea an sitting in conservatory watching the show!!...
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got my car insurance renewal yesterday £259 way too much so been looking around just got it down to £164 fully comp now thats a result! well happy...
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oh dear she has been suspended
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good morning all been a warm night tonight godsend got a ceiling fan in our bedroom done the trick nicely! gonna be another hot week by the looks of it only got 3 days to do thurs is my birthday and...
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is that you sqad ?
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how to put a photo on here please using pizaz its not an avatar just a photo
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mrs cuddles is bringing home a bacon joint having never cooked one before what would be the best way to cook it please?
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big mistake went on their site to look at car insurance last night have had 5 phone calls of which 4 were silent already today don't it get on your nerve!!...
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hi dr sqad lol quick question if i may last year dr put me on furosemide@40ml to stop water retention in my feet i must admit they have helped but after taken a tablet (1 a day) i don't stop going to...

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