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M6 North

Local news, HGV's in another accident, why do these keep happening? it seems everyday these accidents happen, what causes these? is Inexperience the cause or drivers being tired? it was never like...
07:15 Wed 11th Oct 201747 answers, last by bhg481 21:26 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

New Job!

I've just been offered a job as an adult movie director! I told them where to shove it....
06:37 Wed 11th Oct 201714 answers, last by marval 17:28 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It's raining and we are told it's here for the day. Not a lot to do today. Fine by me! Tiggy was out and about until it started raining, then he went off to bed. Can't think of anything...
03:08 Wed 11th Oct 2017120 answers, last by murraymints 09:16 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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1ozzy

4 Bernie

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That...
04:22 Wed 11th Oct 20172 answers, last by marval 17:26 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Jeremykyle

The wife said she wanted to go & see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday. So I got her sister pregnant! We're on next Wednesday!...
13:38 Tue 10th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 14:13 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Kathyan

Pain In Top Of Arm/shoulder

I have arthritis and use the headboard to turn over in bed. Earlier this year I thought I had pulled a muscle in my left arm by doing this but now I'm not so sure as the pain has got worse and is now...
08:50 Tue 10th Oct 201711 answers, last by JennyDominic 06:33 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Cloudy out. Not cold though, which helps. A busy day today, some of the prep done for this evening, just got to make the place looks like someone lives here, set the table, job done. Tiggy...
03:21 Tue 10th Oct 2017159 answers, last by murraymints 07:19 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

The Pharmacist

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
19:34 Mon 09th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 20:03 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Curry Jokes!

I went for a curry the other day and got some terrible news. My naan had slipped into a korma. My bum was sore after a curry. The wife said "ringsting" I said 'why?, what will he know about it?" i Was...
14:30 Mon 09th Oct 201730 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:46 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Chinagirl

Here, I’Ll Wager, Might Be Too Nights

7,4
15:46 Mon 09th Oct 201713 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:57 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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10ClarionSt

Whats The Big Deal About Scotland Failing To Get To The World Cup?

They aint good enough. England and the other home nations are only doing well because of the collapse of Soviet Russia which allowed lots of smaller nations to enter. Add to that the fact that FIFA...
07:56 Mon 09th Oct 201719 answers, last by wolf63 16:39 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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-SharonA-

Irish Rastafarian

What do you call an Irish Rastafarian????? Ea-monn!...
15:16 Sun 08th Oct 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 17:43 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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christabel91

Girl In London Naked

7d:girl in london naked:5l.d?n?a.thks for any help.
16:45 Sun 08th Oct 20178 answers, last by Baldric 16:47 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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murraymints

Sat Mail Giant

a few stumped me 65a fruit trees 7 ?e?l?r? 84a commendation 6 r?e?i? 12d mans name 4 ?t?? stan ? 19a accepted 4 t??? thoght took but that would make name end ino...
16:24 Sun 08th Oct 201723 answers, last by mallyh 16:49 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Why Shouldn't White Models Wear Dreadlocks If They So Wish?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4959892/Marc-Jacobs-hits-politically-correct-complaints.html...
11:04 Sun 08th Oct 201780 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:05 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Postman!

Scared the postman today by going to the door naked I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived...
21:24 Sat 07th Oct 201716 answers, last by marval 16:56 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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ethandron

Evening Meal

For us is: Starter...white wine from puglia Main...lasagne and garlic flatbreads from m&s Pud...strictly from BBC...
17:02 Sat 07th Oct 201743 answers, last by tonyav 00:34 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Girlfriend!

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the bonnet of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord....
10:47 Sat 07th Oct 20178 answers, last by zebo 19:26 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

New Pillows

I went to a Dunelm store for some new pillows.the assistant in the shop said " Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines"...
18:30 Fri 06th Oct 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 23:04 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

I Said

I said to husband he was obsessed with snooker. I told him, "I think you need to take a break"........
13:28 Fri 06th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 20:33 Fri 06th Oct 2017

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