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St Patrick's Day

Since the recent change to AB, we are missing our little picture at the top. Its only 2 days to St Paddys Day.....can we have the shamrock back please !...

Smowball

Breakfast!

What do you all have?? I'm not really a breakfast person but if I'm really hungry I'll have scrambled eggs, or cornflakes and ice cold milk. Not very exciting I know lol

emmie

Why Is My Computer So Slooooow

it's dragging it;s heels, pages won't turn, click on end of thread and it stops dead. aghhh

emmie

Are You Good At Remembering Passwords?

I have loads and can't remember half the ones i do have....

Patsy33

Sneezing

Woman. "Doc, everyone I sneeze I have an orgasm" Doc. "What are you taking for it?" Woman. "Black pepper"...

EcclesCake

Hate, Hate, Hate.....self Service Checkouts!

I went to supermarket at sparrowfart this morning. I had three items and wanted to carry them rather than bothering getting a shopping bag from my handbag. No, can't do that have to put my shopping...

DTCwordfan

The Great Pottery Throw-Down

Anybody noticed the resemblance between Frankenstein and the judge on this show, Keith Brymer Jones. Let me begin with Keith........

Baldric

The True Meaning Of 'essex Girl'

I married an Essex Girl 30 years ago this year. We always have a chuckle when we hear the Essex Girl stereotypes being trotted out. She was born in High Beech and has always said a lot of people were...

Smowball

National Pie Week

Apparently it is. By sheer coincidence I made a chicken pie lastnight served with mash, veg and gravy. Yummy! What's your favourite pie and what do you serve with it?

emmie

It Does Seem Quiet On Here

or quieter since the makeover

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Had a lie in this morning. Most enjoyable. Damp but not raining this morning...well; not raining yet! It's cloudy so we shall see. Up to the hospice this afternoon. I' looking forward to...

andy-hughes

Put Yourself Away!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4293402/Topless-Danielle-Mason-peels-sequin-gold-bikini.html There is a message here - but Ms. Mason appears not to be hearing t!...

emmie

Do You Think Leader Jeremy Corbyn Party Could Win Snap Election

Why Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn thinks party could win snap election Jeremy Corbyn has told the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme that the Labour Party would consider agreeing to a snap general...

Gromit

Arsenal. It's Embarrassing.

Innit.

OldBather

Apropos Of George Michael's Death.

What would you like people to say of you when you die. Mine might be "Oh,she's gone,well good riddance" You can tell that I am a cynic. What would yours be?...

emmie

Its Getting Warmer

can we get the shorts on soon.......

Scarlett

Is It Worth Putting In Central Heating?

I have a 2 bed maisonette which is rented out. It's in a not very nice area so is not worth much- maybe £105k. I have ten years left on the interest only mortgage before I have to hand it back / sell...