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Berniecuddles2

Bald Men!

Just wondering if bald men have hair raising experiences?
12:10 Fri 15th Sep 20176 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:32 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Multitasking !

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what... She couldn't do either!...
09:58 Fri 15th Sep 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 12:29 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Psychiatrist!

I told my psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.” “Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And...
05:27 Fri 15th Sep 20179 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:41 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Christmas Slogan!

At the local hospital management decided to do a "best Christmas slogan competition " between the different clinics...gynaecology won with.."Christmas a great time to look up your old friends"!...
05:32 Fri 15th Sep 201710 answers, last by marval 15:00 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. It's beginning to get a bit nippy now. I think what summer we had is now history. Three runs to the tip yesterday with garden waste, one more to do today, then the hedge has to be tackled,...
04:04 Fri 15th Sep 2017173 answers, last by NoMercy 07:57 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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marval

I Have

I have just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap....
20:08 Thu 14th Sep 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:23 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

40 Gypsies

40 gypsies turned up at the gates of heaven. St.Peter goes over to God to tell him. He was told only 12 can stay. A bit later, St.Peter sees God again, and shouts, "They've gone!" God says, "Who the...
14:52 Thu 14th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 16:15 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

Aa Man

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked miserable, I thought to myself, ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’....
12:24 Thu 14th Sep 201711 answers, last by vulcan42 13:11 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Mate's Wedding

I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly cow". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were...
11:38 Thu 14th Sep 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 13:19 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Screwdriver

Anyone on here Called Phillips? I've found your screwdriver
11:30 Thu 14th Sep 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 15:55 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

The Lone Ranger

What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump....
09:16 Thu 14th Sep 201723 answers, last by marval 20:03 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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anotheoldgit

How Can I Remove Avast From My Computer And Replace It With Avg?

I ask this because since I changed from AVG to Avast, I have experienced certain problems.
12:49 Wed 13th Sep 201710 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:12 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Dog!!

Taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today. We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour....
06:09 Thu 14th Sep 201711 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:39 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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007

Just got home and found my dog eating my James Bond DVD collection. So I beat The Living Daylights out of him....
06:07 Thu 14th Sep 201725 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:19 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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albaqwerty

Daughter's Birthday Today.

loathe this date and am not feeling particularly cheerful. She's 37, well, if she's still alive, have no idea. Just hope she is thriving and is well-loved. No question, just a bit of a moan. She might...
10:14 Thu 14th Sep 201742 answers, last by waterboatman 04:19 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. The garden looks a lot different now! So far done three trips to the tip, at least another three, could be four. They got rained off, so the back hedge is still looking wild. Got some storm...
03:51 Thu 14th Sep 201792 answers, last by murraymints 07:24 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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sanctionedvice

Should I Take A Nude Model Part Time Job On Campus?

I'm a student here, lets be clear on that. So I found this job posting (maybe two weeks ago?) on the campus webpage asking for a nude model, all body types preferred, and I found myself strangely...
04:26 Thu 14th Sep 20178 answers, last by hc4361 10:20 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Finding Chocolate!

After finding 3 Mars bars, 2 Twix, some M & M’s and a Milky Way, I’ve realised that I’m not cut out to be a Bounty hunter....
15:46 Wed 13th Sep 201766 answers, last by Tilly2 21:04 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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j0nb0y

Over Paid In Final Salary

I was employed by my previous company for 10 years and have recently left because of what amounts to harassment by a new manager. I received my final salary payment last week, but a few days later I...
13:37 Wed 13th Sep 201714 answers, last by thugulike 16:47 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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marval

Don't

Don't spell part backwards. It is a trap....
17:57 Wed 13th Sep 20178 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:47 Wed 13th Sep 2017

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