Don't wish to go into details... You had a nice night? You got lucky? Got the groove on? Gone dancing? Or got the hump? (lucky sod) What you been up to then?
and just thought...wow! I was looking at my partner in her tight shorts and I thought my eyes were about to pop out. Ahem my eyes that is that did the popping! LOL It's private what popped out next!
Please just delete if it's too offensive. Don't mean it to be. How far have you seen it fly. In real life. Not in Porn.... Come on. how far does that baby gravy fly? Lmfao!