This must be the first MP with a conscience over the expenses scandal. Such a shame that a few hundred more hadn't followed his example - surely they wouldn't all have survived?...
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http://www.express.co...arged-with-hotel-rape Seeing that he has not been found guilty yet of the charges against him, I thought it unfair to comment on these. What I would wish to comment on, is the...
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A little boy is in the shower with his mom when he looks down at her bush, confused he asks. "Mommy whats that?" she simply tells him. "Honey, thats my washcloth." He seems ok with...
'What on earth are those tiny letters, usually T,F,P and D usually littered amongst the txt? I've seen it before but just had to ask when I seen It just now here when I posted this joke. On line 5...
Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first...
Someone was in my yard picking up on my windows and when I comfroted him we got into a fight and he got injured on process. Then he went to the police and open a case and I was charged with assault...
My cousin got glassed on Saturday night. He says he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time (debatable)
What gets into someone who puts a glass in someones face? The thought makes me sick.......
The former prime minister's wife, who sits as a judge as Cherie Booth QC, told Shamso Miah that she would suspend his prison sentence because he was a "religious man". Miah, a devout Muslim,...
Yes this was in the UK, Think it was something like a pellet handgun, possilbly not loaded thats why i didnt get hit but even so still had 5 or 6 shots fired at me. They found several guns and air...
Do you know anyone in one? Whose Idea was it originally and are they really happy or has one of the partners dominated this decision and the other went along with it?
I had recently met a girl on a nite out and went home with her, on leaving to go home her ex partner was waiting for me and then started shooting shots at at me with a handgun. Luckly i didnt get...
