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People in high places

Do you know any? And more to the point, could you ever rely on these people at a time of you being in a pickle?
12:34 Mon 21st Jun 201030 answers, last by NoMercy 14:49 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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OrcadianOil

What A Pity He Didn't Succeed.

This must be the first MP with a conscience over the expenses scandal. Such a shame that a few hundred more hadn't followed his example - surely they wouldn't all have survived?...
14:03 Mon 21st Jun 20108 answers, last by bigfoot3000 14:43 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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merciasounds

I don't believe this - the woman now has other friends of our phoning me up to 'explain' things to me!!

And I said there was no need to explain - I understand perfectly what she wanted, but I'm not doing it and that is final.
14:15 Mon 21st Jun 201023 answers, last by merciasounds 16:59 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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marval

Difficult

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk Specificity British Constitution...
14:19 Mon 21st Jun 20103 answers, last by piggynose 17:31 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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anotheoldgit

Mr Gay UK

http://www.express.co...arged-with-hotel-rape Seeing that he has not been found guilty yet of the charges against him, I thought it unfair to comment on these. What I would wish to comment on, is the...
12:58 Sat 19th Jun 2010104 answers, last by bigfoot3000 14:19 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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merciasounds

New Cheese list for the Ed:

From Pong Cheese shop http://www.pongcheese.co.uk/ Hard: King Richard lll Wendsleydale, Westcombe cheddar, Sparkenhoe Red Leicester, Semi soft Celtic Promise (Utterly divine!!) Blue Monday Soft Oxford...
12:03 Mon 21st Jun 201025 answers, last by merciasounds 13:29 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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bigfoot3000

The Washcloth

A little boy is in the shower with his mom when he looks down at her bush, confused he asks. "Mommy whats that?" she simply tells him. "Honey, thats my washcloth." He seems ok with...
12:49 Mon 21st Jun 20103 answers, last by bigfoot3000 12:59 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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bigfoot3000

Tech boys and girls

'What on earth are those tiny letters, usually T,F,P and D usually littered amongst the txt? I've seen it before but just had to ask when I seen It just now here when I posted this joke. On line 5...
12:53 Mon 21st Jun 20104 answers, last by bigfoot3000 12:59 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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homedeeth

I can't past level 1 on space invaders

20:28 Thu 17th Jun 201010 answers, last by Booldawg 14:05 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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bigfoot3000

"Bunga"!

Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first...
11:08 Mon 21st Jun 20102 answers, last by bigfoot3000 12:40 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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R1Geezer

suggest an avatar for jake.....

Here's my suggestion http://www.smh.com.au.../rhs_rolfharris,0.jpg...
11:45 Mon 21st Jun 20105 answers, last by Seadragon 12:26 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Assault

Jimmy

Someone was in my yard picking up on my windows and when I comfroted him we got into a fight and he got injured on process. Then he went to the police and open a case and I was charged with assault...
12:11 Mon 21st Jun 20108 answers, last by EDDIE51 12:55 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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Mick-Talbot

no smoke without fire

One of the daftest statements people use (no offence doc) yes? no?...
11:52 Mon 21st Jun 201040 answers, last by NoMercy 14:41 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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evedawn

Describe a "typical" Taurus

08:54 Sun 20th Jun 201060 answers, last by netibiza 14:10 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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ummmm

Glassing someone....

My cousin got glassed on Saturday night. He says he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time (debatable) What gets into someone who puts a glass in someones face? The thought makes me sick.......
11:41 Mon 21st Jun 201020 answers, last by Nosha123 13:49 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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McMouse

So that's OK then

The former prime minister's wife, who sits as a judge as Cherie Booth QC, told Shamso Miah that she would suspend his prison sentence because he was a "religious man". Miah, a devout Muslim,...
11:28 Mon 21st Jun 20109 answers, last by jake-the-peg 15:48 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Holli6756

Shooting at somebody

Yes this was in the UK, Think it was something like a pellet handgun, possilbly not loaded thats why i didnt get hit but even so still had 5 or 6 shots fired at me. They found several guns and air...
11:32 Mon 21st Jun 20102 answers, last by bigfoot3000 11:37 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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bigfoot3000

Open Relationships

Do you know anyone in one? Whose Idea was it originally and are they really happy or has one of the partners dominated this decision and the other went along with it?
10:26 Mon 21st Jun 201059 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:00 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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SickThings

Jamie Oliver's Hot Sausage

Why doesn't Jamie Oliver burn his mouth when he takes a bite out of that sausage straight out of the frying pan?
07:41 Mon 21st Jun 20104 answers, last by 4getmenot 21:36 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Holli6756

Shooting at somebody

I had recently met a girl on a nite out and went home with her, on leaving to go home her ex partner was waiting for me and then started shooting shots at at me with a handgun. Luckly i didnt get...
11:17 Mon 21st Jun 20106 answers, last by daffy654 11:21 Mon 21st Jun 2010

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