I have just installed Norton Internet Security 2009 on my girlfriends Laptop which runs Vista Home Premium. The Norton package features amonst other things a Firewall. Do I need to turn off the...
The Roman Catholic church has produced a low fat communion bread to help with the growing obesity problem ... its called "I cant believe its not Jesus"
Are sites such as http://www.adrive.com/ safe to use ?Always a bit wary of anything that's free . If so is there one anyone would recommend ? I know about external hard drives & how cheap they are...
Why doesn't Israel just issue a warning and then carpet bomb the whole bleeding lot and knock out all this rocket capability? I think they are showing remarkable restraint.
They keep saying on BBC news it's the first ever. Bowlocks, I know John Lowe did it in the eighties on TV and Nicky veraschel did it before that but not on TV. Or did I dream those?
A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the taliban & is not pleased to see that women must walk five paces behind the men . A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now...
I don't understand the following joke. An elephant walking along the jungle path meets a mouse coming in the opposite direction.They stop and look at each other with interest.The elephant finally...
A friend of mine has just been passed on an Ipod shuffle . I created a new user account on my laptop plugged the shuffle in expecting to be able to just open it & copy the music over . It's seen in My...
what does an essex girl use for protection during sex?....a bus shelter............what do you call a scouse girl wearing a white track suit?................the bride...........
my son has a nintendo ds lite and his little brother and sister have knackered the bottom touch screen. It's his birthday in a couple of weeks, but as i can't afford a replacement, wondered how easy...
Am watching a film called deadly swarm on zone horror at the moment, it's about deadly swarms of wasps A scene in it a while ago where a swarm were attacking the good townsfolk there was a copper...
Enjoy tonight. Dont look on it as being sad or lonely. You make your own happiness. Dont be dictated to by people who try to force their happiness on you. Its usually artificial or imitated. Be happy...
Told my wife I had some good news and some bad news. I said I'd found a present from last year I'd forgotten to give her. She said, "That's nice, what is it?" "That's the bad news", I said, "It's a...
... having anything special? I'm not, so I can't start the ball rolling. I might settle for a poached egg, or a bacon sandwich. But there must be one or two festive kedgerees out there? Or smoked...
