i ordered a new phone last night and it arrived this morning just as i was leaving the house. The day has gone so slow becoz i cnt wait to get home and ar$e about on it and look at it!!!!!!!
is it wrong that i have been sitting here for the last 20 minutes freezing but i just couldnt be bothered to get up off my ar*e and put the heating on????
Please be assembled for Daks presentation of stars for the most convincing scottish accent, which she promissed us would happen at noon. The suspence is toooo much.
Ironing done (just folded it and let milfy sit on it)Hoovering done (just swept it all under rug with your blooming broomstick)Bacon Roll made (bought it from shop on me way back from dentist)Irn Bru...
I'm off to Gran Canaria (Puerto Rico) soon, any recommendations for places to go/eat/drink/ Any advice for a family with a 7 & 9 year old would be greatly appreciated!
Got to go to my fiancees' birthday in fancy dress, its pimps and ho's! Now I feel that going in looking like this will be funny, plus might get the Mrs. one of the red hot ho costumes! So question :...
I have a pack of McVities digestive biscuits that i would like to share with the office. The thing is, they are a pack running a promotion to win cash prizes by finding a special biscuit in the pack....
Hello all! I'm pleased to announce that I managed to pass my MA (in English literature studies) with distinction - I found out last Friday and instantly came down with a nasty cold/cough so have...
