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Live at the Apollo

Just watched this show, do they pay the audience to laugh? I never even smiled, in fact, the Scottish bloke I couldn't even understand. Must be my age!...

murraymints

Flintoff

anyone know how he got on last night ?

roboanna

Almera

the hydraulic thingies that hold up the tailgate aren't working properly , the boot won't stay fully open. Can I repair them or do they need replacing? ta

FredPuli43

Morning all !

Bit coid here in south Cambridgeshire. Classic FM played a medley of carols just now. Blimey, is it Christmas already? Suppose it must be; I'm off to Handel's Messiah tonight, a sure sign of...

sandyRoe

Sitting in a traffic jam in a taxi this morning watching the meter clicking up the cost of the fare...

...I thought thats a perfect example of the saying, 'Time is money'. Can you think of another one?

AlwaysConfused

I was on the phone to the bank earlier, when the operator said several times, 'can you hear that? I can hear voices, can't you hear anything?'. I reassured that I could hear no voices, other than the...

philipdalton

Jehovah's Witness Website

Would anyone care to have a discussion on the articles on this website? http://www.watchtower.org...

jaynethepain

Football query

My friend who is an up and coming football ref age 21 has been asked to keep Saturday 1 June next year free but with no details. Any ideas what games will be played on this day? We wondered about the...

lankeela

Best Aussie Chat Up Line Ever

A Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date...

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Happy Tuesday. I hope the weather remains calm for you and you all have a jolly good day. xx

BlueToffee

Crosswords

Dear Ed Why don't you do the same with the Crosswords link as you did with Jokes, and put it in alphabetical order? Here's hoping, BT...

LyndaB

Brussels Sprouts?

I'm cooking sprouts for the first time this year tonight. Laughing Boy likes his cooked till they're mushy (yuk) whereas I like mine still crunchy and bright green. What do you lot think? Do you love...

BlueToffee

Handel's massiah

Just returned from a wonderful performance by Lincoln Cathedral Choir and Lincoln Chamber Orchestra, fabulous night, thanks to all concerned. Hallelujah brothers asters!...

droopydrawers

Suggestions for Christening present?

Hi, Not quite sure where to ask this but thought Chatterbank seems most active. I am totally stuck what to give a 6 year old girl as a christening present. Does anyone have any ideas. I have looked at...

Georgiesmum

X FACTOR.

Any guesses who will go out tonight? Christopher?

TWR

Yoko Ono

is going into the jungle to advise on the bush tucker survival, the slitty eyed f-----f has managed to live off a dead beetle for the last 30 years.

thorstaffie

Mensa logic

This is a Greatfun quiz question which I don't understand. Any clue would be appreciated. If it's 170km to Venice, 208km to Trieste, 288 km to Rimini. How far is Padua?...