I have just had to write "***** is very pleased with her flaps. She is much tighter now, but things are still not perfect."
What's the funniest thing you've wrote/said/heard this week?...
Who would have thought ( docspock excepted) that at 7.20 BST May 7th 2010 that Gordon Brown would still be Prime Minister of UK. Remember the " huffing" and "puffing" of AB members...
http://www.dailymail....e-ground-Barking.html I wonder how many of those who championed John Prescott when he lashed out at the moron who threw an egg over him, are now prepared to champion BNP...
A man banned from wearing skirts at certain times breached his Asbo by deliberately bending over in front of his neighbours, a court has heard. Peter Trigger is banned from wearing a skirt or showing...
Do you get on with your neighbours? I recently moved into a new house and my neighbours are fantastic. Had their paper delivered to my house today so I took it round this morning. They asked me how...
No mentions of the Bore of the Year topic? no offense docspock pet, yours are always interesting posts, but I am soooo bored with it this time round, I would rather discuss the many uses of toilet...
The grumpy old sod is secretly one of my favourite abers. I know he tell people NEVER to apologise, but I'll let you into a secret.... he did apologise to me once. ;-) Happy birthday you old devil !...
When my pals put my goddaughter's name down for my old prep school, I asked them if they would allow me to pay her school fees (being a fairly useless godmother in every other way). So, after 9 years...
went to school to pick up lo(little one)and also pick up a holiday consent for.a mum saw me and said the head was not giving anyone permission to take kids out during termtime. i booked my hols last...
She couldn't drive and had to have an endoscopy..Ouch! also go to the fracture clinic at the same time so being a good mate, I went with her to hold her hand.... OMG, is it me ? but why do societies...
and now they are having sex right in front of me the nest is within reach is there anything I can do to get them to move before they lay any eggs.
I cannot hear phone calls for their sex squarks...
