In today's society it's so easy to get stressed out by the feckless and the clueless, the sick, the lame, and the lazy. Everywhere I turn I see the products of a generation of failure. At work, on the...
I'm lying in the bath with a gorgeous glass of red and I started thinking about life, love, people and places. In my life I have seen and done so many amazing, different, unique and disturbing things....
Evening all. I just wanted to share some things with everyone. 1) NoM will not let me read Pistonheads in peace. She insists that I do a miniblog about my scrotum 2) My nuts are killing me 3)...
WWhat the hell????? Its a website full of militant man-haters with a language of their own. Anyone got any idea what all the abbreviations mean? What the hell is a DH, DD etc yet again, another...
I'm gonna kick NoM's arse. I've introduced her to the unbridled joy that is JD and coke. Now the wench has nicked all my Jack and left me with her girly Tia Maria. Im tempted to deprive her of loving...
Hey there doc, how's things? Still being a cantankerous flirt? I'm hoping you may be able to diagnose what a patient of mine was suffering with, as I haven't got the foggiest. Male in his mid 50's. No...
This week my Whine will revolve around pets. Bloody expensive things! Hundred bloody quid for some eye drops and shampoo. I could have gone to boots and got some optrex and head and shoulders for a...
My beautiful missus this morning left me in bed till 1030, then woke me with a cuppa and a bacon sarnie for breakfast. She then said I could buy myself a Playstation 3! Am I the luckiest bugger in the...
Turbo's gone, clutch is on its way out, one headlight bulb needs replacing, LCD display dodgy, ciggy lighter unserviceable and a rather irritating knocking from the offside rear suspension - so she is...
....thanks to NoMercy for that lovely thread.
It is all true folks. I really am like a better looking Superman.
PS NoM caught me and has now logged off. It's sooooooooo unfair...
Just been reading about Molly and thinking about her future Sparrow-esque adventures on the high seas with her new speedboat; and it got me wondering. Can anybody set up a fund for a speedboat and get...
I got beaten at bowling today. I took NoM, and my three kids to the bowling alley as a night out for us. NoM whooped my ass. My 9 year old daughter made me look like I had never bowled in my life. My...
Any idea why a 12 lead ECG run on two different machines would say right arm and left leg leads not attached even though they were both times? its a mystery lol