My beautiful missus this morning left me in bed till 1030, then woke me with a cuppa and a bacon sarnie for breakfast. She then said I could buy myself a Playstation 3! Am I the luckiest bugger in the...
// Fifa have rejected a Government request that England and Wales be allowed to wear commemorative poppies in this weekend's friendlies, claiming the move would "jeopardise the neutrality of...
Turbo's gone, clutch is on its way out, one headlight bulb needs replacing, LCD display dodgy, ciggy lighter unserviceable and a rather irritating knocking from the offside rear suspension - so she is...
Finally you've reached the grand old age of 30 and so you can now stop teasing me mercilessly. lol Happy birthday, Gorgeous. Love you. x x x PS... will it be the Lambourghini, the Ferrarri, the Audi...
.....Bobjugs is the greatest. He is funny, witty, gorgeous, strong, muscular, divine, handsome, rugged, tender, caring, manly, a supremely awesome driver, and possibly the best ambulance man in the...
What class in society do you consider yourself to be part of? Are you upper class, middle class, or working class? Or even part of the much publicised in the tabloids under class? And can you say what...
Just been reading about Molly and thinking about her future Sparrow-esque adventures on the high seas with her new speedboat; and it got me wondering. Can anybody set up a fund for a speedboat and get...
I got beaten at bowling today. I took NoM, and my three kids to the bowling alley as a night out for us. NoM whooped my ass. My 9 year old daughter made me look like I had never bowled in my life. My...
Any idea why a 12 lead ECG run on two different machines would say right arm and left leg leads not attached even though they were both times? its a mystery lol
I was at my friends house the other night and briefly met his flatmate before she went out. A group of us then went out and got quite drunk and later went back to his. She arrived home an hour later,...
Why is it when anyone is a victim of someone making a mistake in everyday life there is always someone who wants to cash in ot it by making some kind of compensation claim? The worst culprits are...
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic...
