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marval

Meet You in Heaven

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all...
23:14 Sat 25th Jul 20096 answers, last by dustypuss 20:11 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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wasp

the difference between

What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding ? One less drunk
07:27 Wed 15th Jul 20091 answer, last by BockingBob 20:43 Fri 17th Jul 2009
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BockingBob

Ringtones.

Is it possible to down load a song from my Windows Media Player to my phone?.
12:44 Sat 04th Jul 20092 answers, last by BockingBob 14:44 Sat 04th Jul 2009
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LucyThomas7

Farmer

A sales rep is driving along in the wilds of mid Wales when his car runs out of petrol. Luckily, he can see a farm about a mile down the road so he gets his petrol can out of the boot and sets off. He...
10:19 Sat 27th Jun 20092 answers, last by LucyThomas7 16:46 Sat 27th Jun 2009
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truce

calling your dog a 'gook'

well it has really slanty eyes so i call him it a lot. but does this make me a bad person? animal rights an all that shananagans
17:23 Sat 20th Jun 20091 answer, last by BockingBob 07:27 Sun 21st Jun 2009
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jaedee

Ronaldo

You put your transfer in, Your transfer out, in out in out you f@ck your club about! You do the Cristiano and you change your mind, Thats what it's all about!! Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo...
21:50 Thu 11th Jun 20094 answers, last by BockingBob 09:02 Sun 14th Jun 2009
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marval

That's Me

After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry....
23:06 Fri 22nd May 20093 answers, last by McMouse 11:46 Sun 24th May 2009
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padanarm

Blunkett in Expenses Scandal

Breaking News. David Blunkett has been caught up in the MPs expenses scandal after he tried to claim for a pair of binoculars.
23:26 Sat 16th May 20094 answers, last by No,Knowledge 11:36 Sun 17th May 2009
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FartyPants

could you

kill someone? i couldnt. there are a few people i wouldnt mind pistol whipping though
15:36 Sun 03rd May 200911 answers, last by NeonDaNoodle 16:31 Sun 03rd May 2009
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curiosity

Two Dyslexics

Two dyslexics walking down the street, one says "I can smell gas" the other replies "Really?...I can't even smell my own name"
00:25 Fri 01st May 200912 answers, last by MadMongrel 15:19 Sun 03rd May 2009
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carsonking

Ice cream

My ice cream van does a special. It's called a 69 -...
19:13 Wed 29th Apr 20094 answers, last by carsonking 21:31 Tue 05th May 2009
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BockingBob

My Fridge

I walked past my fridge the other day and thought I heard the onions singing a Bee Gees song . So I opened the door and found it was just the Che Che Che Chives talking .
11:38 Sat 25th Apr 20091 answer, last by BockingBob 12:04 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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droiched

Sunday World

20 down ( 3, 3 ) Military abbrev for anti aircraft weapons and action . A-k -c-
10:37 Mon 13th Apr 20093 answers, last by droiched 10:54 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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milaeve

five a day

female japanese tennis player
19:17 Thu 02nd Apr 20092 answers, last by BockingBob 00:45 Sat 04th Apr 2009
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eggnoglatte

After 7 years of marriage how often do you have sex?

I have been living with my partner for seven years. We have sex approx 3 times per week - mostly at the weekends. I don't really feel that is enough for me but he seems quite content. Is that normal?
19:04 Thu 12th Mar 200918 answers, last by BockingBob 17:00 Sun 15th Mar 2009
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ummmm

Michael Jackson

Has just announced his tour dates.... They are... Joe - 5 Bob - 4 David - 6 Tom - 6 Andy 7
16:10 Sat 14th Mar 20096 answers, last by ummmm 08:26 Mon 16th Mar 2009
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torgy

answering questions

Is there a way to get the questions on "quizzes and puzzles" up as soon as they are posted? I feel this would give other people a fair chance to answer more instead of the usual clever-dicks
14:25 Sat 07th Mar 200912 answers, last by PrettyAna80 14:07 Tue 19th May 2009
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ummmm

Alzheimers

Alzheimers Protest March..... 'What do we want?'.... 'We don't know!'..... 'When do we want it?'... 'Want what?'.....
09:00 Fri 06th Mar 20094 answers, last by BockingBob 18:18 Sat 07th Mar 2009
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BockingBob

Boy am i tight.

I said to the wife last night " I'm off to the pub, get your coat on" She said "Oh good am I coming with you " I said "No I'm turning the fire off".
11:31 Sun 22nd Feb 20097 answers, last by BockingBob 18:06 Thu 26th Feb 2009
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johanna02

Little Johnny

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word DOUGH. Little Jane puts up her hand - In Italy they make Pizza using special DOUGH she says. Very good says Teacher. Little Mary raises her...
01:06 Sat 21st Feb 20093 answers, last by carlton23 00:24 Mon 23rd Feb 2009

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