I am i the sad situation of having to make the decision to put my old horse to sleep. He was a wonderful family horse, my 3 children rode him and won heaps of ribbons and trophies on him. He is 26 and...
My cymbidiun had seven spikes on it this year and I was looking forward to a lovely display but all the buds went yellow and fell off. Any ideas what could have caused this.
finally have water reconnected. First hot shower in 13 days. Having survived the Christchurch earthquake I vow never to let bad weather spoil a holiday again.
Every day a male cafe worker would walk up very close to the female co worker operating the coffee machine. Inhale a deep breath and tell her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this and unable...
In 2006 I bought a jade bangle. It was forced on to my wrist and now I would like to take it off. Short of breaking the bangle how can I get it off? I have tried using hand cream, soap, and putting my...
A Missouri farmer drove to his neighbour and knocked on the door. A boy about 9 years old answered. Is your dad her. no sir hes gone to town. How about your mother. No sir she went with dad. Is your...
Mille, Maude and Gertrude 3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sun when a flasher approached. The flasher came right up to the old ladies and opened his trench coat. Gertrude...
A college class were asked to write a short story in as few words as possible including the following points. 1. religion 2. Sexuality 3. mystery Below is the only story the recieved an A+ Good Go, Im...
A women comes into the vet with a very limp duck. The vet examines it and say Imsorry your pet duck cuddles has expired. The distressed woman says Are you sure? I mean you havent done any tests he may...
Two great whites were swimming in the ocean when they saw a sinking boat. Folow me son says the father shark and they swam to the boat. First we swin around them a couple of times with just the tip of...
Attorney: This Myasthenia Gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Attorney: And in what way does it affect your memory? Witness: I forget. Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an...
Mick says to Paddy "To be sure im thinking to get a dog one of those cute labradors, Fook say Paddy dont do that have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
My daughter and I are travelling to Chile, Argentina and Brazil, mid August to mid September. I have looked on internet regarding temperatures at that time of year. Most sites say that Chile will be...
