I did ''Pinch -punch,1st. of the month'' to my wife today - 4 days late,I know. But she slapped me and said it didn't count. Is this grounds for divorce ?
Saw this yesterday and was puzzled. The camera on Sean Lock talking and then on the audience doubled up with laughter. was there something they weren't showing us ?
Has No one thought to ask the best manager in English football to take the England job ? I mean,of course, Sir Alex Ferguson ! Maybe a seat in the House of Lords would persuade him.
O lny srmat poelpe can ra ed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it...
How would you like to live in a street where a crowd gathered to watch and laugh as an elderly female neighbour was urinated on ? And the man's family must be proud.
