I want to make a small booklet on word, The idea is to print in landscape so one page is on the left and the other page is on the right of the sheet, does anyone know how I can do this please.
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children have you?" asks the council worker. "Ten" replies the Essex girl. "Ten,? What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,...
An Essex girl hits a lamppost and is thrown from her car; a passer by goes to her aid and sees a pool of blood. "Where are you bleeding from?" He asks. She looks up and says, "F**king Romford." Why...
What does an Essex girl say after having sex? "What team do you guys play for?" Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range over there on the wall." She...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's waiting room, the doctor called her in and started to examine the baby, he checked its weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby...
One day a priest was about to take confession when he had to take a crap. On his way to the bathroom he met Bobby the caretaker and asked him to take confession for him. "OK father but I don't really...
An old farmer took his family to the city for the first time, and visited a Shopping Centre. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly beautiful she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to take her skirt off,...
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?" The rabbi...
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson, I beg of you bring him back." And...
A Man goes into the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have bad news, and worse news." The man says, "Wow, what's the worse news?" The doctor says, "You have cancer." The man says, "Oh that's...
A man rushes into a pub and says to the landlord, "Give me five double scotches quick!" The landlord sets up the five glasses and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The landlord says, "Wow that's...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and was determined to keep the ranch, so she placed an ad in the newspaper. Only two cowboys...
I have decided to change from AOL to Tiscali, in which order do I go about it? Cancel AOL and then order Tiscali, or order Tiscali then cancel AOL. If I cancel AOL then order Ticali I might be without...
A friend is having a party for their Golden wedding and has aked me if I can print a menu so they can send them out with the invitations. Does anyone know where I can download a nice template from to...