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Teen Smow Has New Job!

It’s only a stop gap job until he finds a permanent career but the money is good and it’s only 30 mins from home so he is really really pleased. He just wants to be working ....

tiggerblue10

Thugs With Baseball Bats...

...smashed their way through 20 cars around 3am last night in a road round the corner from my parents. My mum woke up to what she said sounded like gun shots. She saw some of it happen through her...

Canary42

What A Wally.

Another self-indulgent twerp wasting the time of Rescue services. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-49708367 He should be banned from keeping dogs in the future IMHO....

Marjoprydore

Do you remember the day we first met?" A wife asked her husband. "Yes," he smiled. "Stood across the bar; short hair, long legs, bright blue eyes, *** to die for." "Ooh," she giggled. "What happened...

granny grump

Premium Bonds

Afriend tried to buy Premium bonds at the Post Office and they told her that they didn't do them any more and had to get them on line She doesn't have access to a computer surely that can't be right....

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

Hello all on this Saturday Night ........... ♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EaflX0MWRo...

Theland

Last Night Of The Ab Proms

We need musicians and singers. I shall play the harp, and ask Naomi to play the empty wine bottles when she has emptied them. We need a teeth gnasher, a hand ringer, several loud voices, and anything...

marval

Stolen

Four hundred pounds worth of LEGO was stolen from a shop in London last night. The criminals parked the getaway car a few blocks away. I was hoping to get a part in Mathematics The Musical But I...

Ric.ror

Out Of Date Dried Pulses

I’ve found a packet of dried mixed beans in the cupboard They’re over a year out of date Can I still use them?...

Canary42

Rape Is On The Way Out . . . . Or Is It ?

The number of rape convictions in England and Wales is at its lowest level since records began. There were 1,925 convictions in 2018-19 - a 27% drop from the previous year. This was in spite of...

SparklyKid

Ouch Another Bobbit Story.

The name of the detective made me laugh though. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453715/Wife-56-cries-appears-court-chopping-husbands-penis-rose-pruner.html...

Rugbyfan

Rnli

Still struggling with one from the RLNI quiz. The answer must contain the letter J. Clue- one reason for extra time. 3, 4 letters...

Patsy33

Cramp In Calves

Can any of you remember some home remedies for cramp in calves at night? Asking for my sister. I remember reading something, somebody suggested and I thought I would pass this information on. Its gone...

spathiphyllum

Fao Naomi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSKzH-nGaYQ...

vhtx

Should I Break Up With My Best Friend?

I have a bff and I cannot see my life without her. a year ago she did something hurtful to me that I just can never let go or trust her again. Long story short I got in a fight at school. Part of the...

Patsy33

Faith Healer

Paddy says to Mick, "How did you get on at the Faith Healing group yesterday?" Mick said, "They were rubbish! Even the man in the wheelchair got up and walked out".......

ToraToraTora

Labour In Public Split, Tom Watson, Back Stabber Says Mc Cluskey......

https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/tom-watson/news/84450/len-mccluskey-launches-furious-attack Watson could challenge Jezza, all is far from Rosy in the labour garden:...

loulou111

Investing 10 Thousand Pounds In A Business

I've inherited 10 thousand pounds. A nice amount but not a lot when you think of a small business venture working for yourself. Do you think it would be possible to start a small business with this...

GymLadTim

I Ignored A Shoplifter Today

I was in a food shop this afternoon and wanted to reach for an item that was on a top shelf. An old man was standing in front of the area I wanted to access bent over looking at something on the...

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