A man walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor sits him down. “OK what is your problem sir?” “I am half deaf” he replied “That’s ridiculous! You can’t be half deaf!There is no such...
Country is going to pot. When are we going to lock these people up? If plod actually bother to investigate that is, probably too many Twitter insults to be dug into....
I was having a conversation with the window cleaner today when my partner said, “It is not normal to talk to a bottle of cillit bang.” I am being sued over copyright issues after the naming of my...
Back in the reign of the previous ED ( or it may be the one before that ) we were asked if we wanted a change of user name , to submit our choice Only a handful of people had their request granted ,...
Like some of you I only know sqad on here,but I have come to the conclusion that if I met him I would get on well with him, My reason for saying this is his straight forward down to earth answers are...
I bought a beautiful fresh mint plant from the garden centre a couple of weeks ago. It did well for a weeks or so, but now the leaves are turning brown on the edges. I have be careful to keep watered...
recently split with partner i was the sole breadwinner in the house, i bought and paid for all bills , mortgage food - everything, I also bought a dog, since we split shes kep the dog , can i lawfully...
Mooooorning all, I'm hoping to put a unique DVD slideshow together for my niece who will be 16 soon but I need some accompanying music. Have you any ideas regarding nice music? Either relating to...
Hi AB Travellers ..... I want to write a letter of complaint (don't get me going even more than I am at the moment) to Virgin Trains - I am very disappointed with the treatment we're getting at the...
[i] Xylella fastidiosa [i] arrived in Europe six years ago, devastating olive groves in southern Italy and spreading to other countries in the EU, including parts of France and Spain. Scientists need...
I was fed up of getting leaflets advertising all the local business special offers posted through my door. So I put a ” NO FLYERS” sign up. On my doorstep this morning I found two penguins, three...