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New Drawing For You

Thought that I would share it as not all of you are on my e-mail. A present for my goddaughter's bro who is marrying a delightful Norfolk gal....they have made me MC for the event. So this plus the...

Canary42

Another Irishman Goes For A Job...

... at a building site. The foreman expects to have a little fun at his expense so he says, "You have to answer a question before we can hire you". "OK" says the Irishman, "Fire away" The Foreman...

sunny-dave

Ab Members Captured On Film ... ?

I think this photographer (David Stewart) has been taking photos of AB members - I leave you to decide who they are ... http://www.davidstewwwart.com/assets/other_stuff/img/37.jpg...

anotheoldgit

Should Buckingham Palace.be Open All Year?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25922896 I don't want this to turn into an anti-monarchy/Republican debate, but should Buckingham Palace be open through the year to pay for it's upkeep? On TV this...

sunny-dave

Your Love Life Revealed ...

... pick up the book nearest to you - turn to page 45 - the first sentence will supposedly reveal all about your current love life. This is, of course, a load of old cock ... ... but mine says : "But...

Tilly2

Liability For Vets Bill?

My dog has just had a fight with another dog. Both dogs were on the lead. The other dog ended up with a bloody nose. The other owner is saying that we are liable for the vets bill. My husband gave the...

Cathyhuns

Steven Gerrard "huge Donation" The Hillsborough Family Support Group

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25927847 According to the BBC website Steven Gerrard has made a "huge donation" to the Hillsborough Family Support Group. According to Google he earns £125,000 per week...

tamborine

Men,do You

think of sex everytime you meet a woman ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547080/I-think-sex-time-I-meet-woman-says-Jon-Snow-Channel-4-news-host-admits-considers-female-friends-workers.html...

anotheoldgit

Blair Says That The West Must Tackle Conflicts By Educating People About Religious Tolerance

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546180/Perversion-faith-cause-21st-century-wars-battle-against-just-beginning-says-Tony-Blair.html And I wonder how he thinks that this can be achieved?...

NoMercy

Quick Poll

What's your favourite: 1. Roast dinner 2. Cheese 3. Toast topping 4. Foreign food 5. Fragrance 6. British comedy 7. Place in the world??? Mine: Roast chicken Gruyere Peanut butter, banana and honey...

Ric.ror

Emotional Performances

Prompted by an AB contributor in the David Essex posting below Which artistes omit the most emotions in their performances An example would by Mariah Carey's soulless performance of Nilsons without...

camp6432

Anagram In Candis

a classic book(6,5)made from the same letters as"Hide and Seek" I suspect a misprint but would like confirmation.Thanks...

Tilly2

Moving House.

How can I justify, to myself, moving from a four bedroomed house to a six bedroomed house. There are only two of us (four, counting the dogs) but often there are five. So far I have thought..... main...

lozzer50

Stupid Words Used Nowadays

there are some stupid words used these days nom being one of them.............. whats wrong with tasty or yummy? can anyone think of any other words used today that are annoying?

Steve.5

At Last We Have Beaten

the Aussies

islasmum

Most Annoying Advert Ever?

Does anyone else find the Hotels 4 You one of the most irritating adverts ever? I have to either mute the TV, or change channels - I honestly cannot see that ever selling holidays! What do you think?...

barney15c

What Phrases Bandied About Really Annoy You?

I think the ones that i hear time and time again and mean diddley squat because they rarely ever do are: "Lessons will be learned" and "We have tightened procedures so this will never happen again" I...

gordiescotland1

Lottery Online Account How Long Does It Take Winnings To Appear

Hi there I have an online account recently opened and I have won £5 but not in my account yet how long does it take to process anyone know?...

chrissie58

£500 Dt Prize Crossword

Help please! 13 ac Japanese emperor I have ?i?a?o and 19 Dn alone and unhappy I have ?o?l?r?

ToraToraTora

When Will The Reds Ever Learn?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25894312 Higher rate tax rakes in very little extra, in fact it possibly lowers total tax receipts. Labour just can't help themselves can they. The envy tax helps no one...

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