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princerupe74
For the first time in ages, I just heard Thank God It's Christmas by Queen and it's truly awful. Another one I cannot bear listening to is Wonderful Xmas Time by Macca. Which is your least favourite?...
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TheSuburbs
Myself and this girl went to the same school together. I was a year above her and I really liked her but I never had the guts to tell her any thing. Last year she added me on Facebook and I got so...
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Jeza
There was no such thing as credit cards. Most people didn't even have a bank account. They were paid on Friday's in cash. My Mum put money aside every week in an old tea caddy. This paid for...
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sandyRoe
...have you taken time to examine your life? Would you have done things differently? Any regrets? And finally, will experiencing 'The Rapture' be a painful experience?...
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magicmick
.........was talking to one of his elves after a busy Christmas, he said "it is the same every year running about in this silly red suit, and at the end of it all finish up empty handed" the elve said...
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Significantother
A Man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. The man asks “Excuse me for asking but you look like Father Christmas, are you...
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sandyRoe
One was a middle aged woman and the other a younger man. They were supposed to be celebrities but I don't think I've ever seen, or heard, of them before tonight....
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jimmyaitken1
taste first course with tory?
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hammerman
Yet again, i turn to you wonderful people for help. I have an Epson stylus SX445W wireless printer. A few weeks ago, the wife was printing a large A4 photo out and it stopped printing halfway through...
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Bazile
It certainly is a good deal better nowadays ( although i appreciate that it depends where in the uk you are ) . I certainly remember awful winters as late as during the last two decades ; when for...
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Mags22
I missed what Gordon Ramsay said on yesterdays Breakfast programme about the question of flatulence caused by veg with out Christmas dinner - can anyone enlighten me?
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sophie_1003
Bit of a long winded one so I'll start at the beginning:-- At work today we were talking about what we're doing over Christmas and I said I'd be going up town on Christmas eve. The phrase 'up town'...
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wildwood
Remember those paragraphs where we can read all jumbled up words as long as the first and last letter are correct? This is a different slant on it. 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0...
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excelsior-1
mine is this one. usually i prefer the large church and college choirs singing it, however, i stumbled across this remarkable version whom-ever performs it, it will always move me....
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Slapshot
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of two different sizes The one was so small It weighed nothing at all But the other had won several prizes...
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hseth765
I am starting to write a book, it is fantasy book like the hobbit or lord of the rings etc, so i need names for elves/dwarfs, like balin, bain, theldin fili, kili, that kind of thing...
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hollyjessica
I am privately renting a flat in a house (converted into flats) on an assured shorthold tenancy agreement. I am up to date with all my rent payments and currently owe my current landlord / estate...
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pastafreak
I've just finished The Secret of Crickley Hall...and quite enjoyed it. Any recommendations for other books by the same author?...
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detour1
well someone posted on my friend wall that escape from the misfit and my friend wrote Yes! then she wrote we are misfits and then i wrote Then santa comes and saves the misfits well that what happen...
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Stargazer
Still some unsolved. Answers are all living creatures. 25. Seagoing latin type found in the tropics. 79. Very hungry for a whole week. 33. One of a 4 or 5 hand picked Cambridge graduates. 56. Dumb -...

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