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Christmas Dinner Shopping

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £150 ......... is this too dear?...

Was in the Co Op today when a couple of girls were stopped for shoplifting. The lady on the till told them she had seen them on the monitor put something in their bag, they denied it so she asked them...

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Really Fed Up

want a divorce the sooner the better

Iluvspikey

I've Been Watching My Boxed Set Of Open All Hours

and now I ache from laughing - what show or who makes you laugh?

slinkycat

E-Bay Non-Delivery

I ordered some items from e-bay and had an e-mail on 4th December to say they had been dispatched. As there was no sign of them I e-mailed the seller 3 days ago. She said she had proof of postage and...

Gromit

Plebgate - The Poluce Made It All Up.

Turns out the 'eyewitness' wasn't there and was in fact not even on duty at the time. He has been charged. You've got to laugh....

sp1814

When A Politician Literally Makes You Say..."what The Hell???"

David Cameron was roundly castigated in parts of the press when he referred to UKIP as being a party of 'fruitcakes'. Now that we see the views of one of it's somewhat fruitiest of cakes, should we...

anotheoldgit

Queen To Attend Cabinet Meeting.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/the_queens_diamond_jubilee/9750271/Queen-to-have-Diamond-Jubilee-lunch-with-four-Prime-Ministers-in-Downing-Street.html Does the Queen really think that this...

robert551069

Dog Loves Baby, Baby Loves Dog

If you want a laugh, please go to wimp.com and scroll down to 15 December to see dog loves baby, baby loves dog

Truthabounds

Why Do People Celebrate Christmas?

Years ago it was because most people believed it was the birth of Jesus. Nowadays a lot of people have become athiests and say they don't believe but still celebrate christmas. So many cultures don't...

Cmitchell

Is Our Weather Getting Worse? Tv Prog On Ch4

This title would suggest this prog is going to be a documentary with a balanced view/argument...am I right? It's not. It's just a sensationalist programme with lots of clips of extreme weather. Now I...

Dombovar

What Kind Of World Do We Live In That Someone Can Walk Into A School With Guns And Kill 26 People?

I know it is in the US, but that a 20+ yr old can get hold of a variety of guns, walk into an elementary school and needlessly kill 20 iinnocent children and 6 adults, makes you wonder what will...

sherrardk

The Height Of Being Tight Fisted?

Thing 1 and thing 2 got their first joint Christmas card today, all 4p worth - really annoyed me as a kid (birthday cards to 'the twins'), argh, why don't people think?

slinkycat

Waxwings

My son rang me this afternoon to say there was a flock of 15-20 birds on his neighbour's roof which he couldn't identify. Turns out they were waxwings. We are in the Midlands in the middle of a town,...

foreveryoung

Rte Guide Christmas Crossword

55d/18a one of a kind with a mind to match!(8,4) thanks in advance....

phleb

Might Be A Question For Sqad

i lost it after another argument with hubby, and banged my head on the wall several times. Since then, my right eye is blurred, right hand side of neck and head is aching, and i feel quite poorly....

carrust

Sex Insurance....

Do you have any? If not then read the list below catering for most tastes. Sex with your wife.....Legal & General. Sex with your partner......Standard Life. Sex with someone different.....Go Compare...

Steve.5

The Ball Was Over The Line, Problem Solved

While in ASDA today a small boy was inside kicking a football around by the front door. The ball was accidently kicked through the doors & hey presto the alarm went off. Such an easy solution to a...

joemcdsnr

Times

12d proverbially rare stuff ?o?d ?u?? 4,4 24a shortened man's name ??n? 4,please