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poosils
A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat." What does that mean?" asked the child. " Go...
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Ric.ror
In May 2011 I spent almost £40K on the house my son lived in - this work included a new roof, heating, re-wiring and removing a chimney brest. I chose a local builder who was recommended to me...
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Secretary99
I have just come back from the dry cleaners (almost in tears) as they have lost my dry cleaning. I put a suit in for dry cleaning last week but they cannot find it. This puts me in big trouble as...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news// /// A child welfare expert, speaking under condition of anonymity, said that agencies’ reluctance to tackle such street-grooming networks was “the...
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torimueller96
So I was just trying to put a textbook back on the shelf and i had to walk through this group of guys to do so(one of them is my crush and ive caught him looking at me) but they were having a...
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cecil39
how many of you have started to use facebook and stopped using email? and did you tell all the folks you used to email that you were not doing that any more? the reason I ask is I phoned one of my...
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kopend
if you had a square room 8000 cubic feet how much is it in square feet?? (i.e the floor area)...
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Caran
I think mine would be lasagne, salad and garlic bread, or maybe ham egg and chips. What about you?
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redvanman
Camron should sack him and he could join the PLEBS that pay is wages instead of riding on the gravey train
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alison43331
Hi Please could someone help with this...my last one as I'm stumped The clue is as follows: Play on words about the girl being '12' (7 LETTERS) ?O?I?A? Please explain answer. Thanks...
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wiltsman
Whilst on holiday this morning I drove carefully through a flooded road after observing other cars get through, when a 4x4 decided to come through the other way. His wash swamped my car which then...
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Aynhoe32
if someone called you a 'pleb'?
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galasalmon
All the,answers end in ANT and it is quite difficult , still needing 2 . can anyone help please . 3/ Right to ( 4 ) including ant. 5/ First ( 7 ) including ant at the end Thank you....
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gollob
On this afternoon's Dickinson's real deal the buyer put 2 x £100 Scottish notes down on the table Are they legal in England or can you refuse them
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Connemmara
Bought a loaf last night - bread (white was tasteless) threw it out. buttered a taty farl - Paul Rankin (tastless) oh I mean the taty farl. I am finding all bread absolutely tasteless - where oh where...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....d-officers-armed.html In the wake of the recent shootings of the two policewomen is it now time that our police were armed? And then why stop at that, should capital punishment...
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chas2008
Mother in law whose 78 has had a leg ulcer for over 15+ years, despite various treatments it still refuses to heal totally, she has been in tears saying she cant go on why wont it heal etc,etc. She...
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carrust
I've been working on a job where the customer is also doing some gardening. Every time he got up off his knees, had to bend down or move something heavy,he made a sound of a cross between a grunt,sigh...
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chantilylace
hello can anybody help with sports and games answers to 39.artist minus 'n',89.swimming with an acronym, 80.close to the wind, 21.chucking, 20.pedalling ahoy. many thanks
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sandyRoe
http://music.uk.msn.c...nna-for-raunchy-video ....

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