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On the sofa

Little boy arrives home to find his mum and dad having sex on the sofa... Dad says "Dont worry son I'm just filling your mummy with petrol" Son replies "She doesn't do many miles to the...

denis567

The Diamond Jubilee - How do Americans see it

Now that the celebrations for the Diamond Jubilee are over, leaving most of us proud to be British, I wonder how our American friends on Answerbank see it?

pdust

drinking at jubilee celebrations...

ive not followed all the celebrations at all but put telly on this morning and caught them speaking to people waiting to see the queen.... there was one older lady right at the barrier they spoke to...

ladybirder

Re: Autotrader: Anybody got a few moments to try and help me?

I'm having problems with Autotrader and wondered if it's my laptop or them. Could somebody pull up a selection of cars and then click on the main picture of one of the cars itself. Then when you have...

nfn

If it doesn't stop raining soon

Tomorrow's street party will be a pool party

nfn

What comes after Diamond?

In the anniversary stakes

Caran

Corrie.

How could David and Kylie have got a mortgage on Eileen's house. What about the deposit? They would have needed thousands, have the got any capital? If so were from?

excelsior-1

congratulations your majesty

just felt like adding my humble voice to the tens of millions that have already spoken. 60 years, and still going strong .. long may she reign...

lizzie62

famous person fact or fictional

1) a beer got a kiss and a fish got five hundred 2) a sportscar without a soft drink 3) the Baptist went to the bakers for a sausage roll 4) a French heroine is a tart 5) he has a black and white cat...

bednobs

magnetic baby

Hi everyone, you'll soo all be completely fed up of the parenting q's from me. Anyway, how do i deal with this situation? I have been out with Phoebe twice now. She is still only 5lb and very tiny for...

tonzer55

private eye

Boris might, coming before his party, wasting time getting end away?(5) m---r Energy much reduced, Clegg ultimately in mess, political out cast(6) e---r-...

custodian

Can I sell it

About 20 years ago an acquaintance asked me to take care of an item for him. Believe it or not I only ever knew him by his first name and I can't even be sure how it would be spelled; nor did I know...

pdq1

Do you Trust the Tories with the NHS?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18266775 Or is it just another blip?...

Katiekonker

How can this be fair?

http://www.dailymail....ant-seen-YouTube.html http://www.dailymail....?ICO=most_read_module How can the English judicial system continue to operate with such demonstrably, manifestly glaring...

Smowball

Jimmy and the Giant Supermarket

Was so shocked when they shot those male baby calves in the head that I burst into tears. I had no idea that they slaughtered all the newborn males because they had no use for them. So sad : (

AB Editor

Favourite opening lines of a novel?

I can't think of mine. Maybe "This is not for you" printed on a blank page at the beginning of Mark Z Danielewski's "House of Leaves"? Or maybe any of McCarthy's run-on lines, like...

smilingcrow

Mental health medical history

Last year I was assigned a job with some people who I have never met but who already knew each other. Anyway the short story is all of them and the manager singled me out and constantly made jokes at...

AB Editor

Should I Put The Bunting Up?

Is it time to get the Jubilee nonsense out just yet? Also, warning: it may stay up for a few days after the jubilee :)...

wolf63

training of humans

Why do we love our cats? They are tyrants/despots. I can understand why people actually dislike them - some days I am not too keen on them either. I have just received a parcel from the postie - I was...

Jemisa

My travle plans for 2012

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there....

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