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has anybody got any xmas funnies? ie video clips jokes?

as my friend sends me some and this year i want to send her them instead! Any help would be good!

another question?

have you ever been in a depressing work situation and how have you moved onto a better and different role. I want to move on from what i do at the mo but want to take time out so need to stay in the...

legend758

parky ?

whos gonna watch the final show tonight then? im considering it as it sounds good prog. anything better oin ? in your opinion?

sticky vicki

We have signs of life

on here now weeal and funnygirls up mentioning the C word Perhaps I was wrong and you are not all dead on here. How many more questions can I post before I get banned.

Quoi

Another word for a non drinker?

I cant drink because I get instant hangovers with any type of alchohol. (dont be sorry because you always get my drink!). Are there any other terms for non drinkers other than teetotaller?

Tommy G.

Me and the Law

I am considering writing a kind of leaflet or paper, about how I dislike my head-teacher, and the way he runs the school. I am going to write it tastefully, without making any slanderous remarks and...

Chock_Dee

AB search facility

I used to be able to search the AB site by 'AB member name' to find previous posts by that member. I cannot now. Is it just me, or has the search facility been changed? Thanks

ermintrude35

Christmas Pub Quiz Team Name Needed

...off to the pub quiz at 8.30 , it's the christmas quiz this week, any good ideas for team names?, 3 of us in the team.....

19john89

What do the early hours AB nutters

do during the hours of daylight. In legends case sober up springs to mind.

sleepyj

i was banned

am i back on here now just testing ...........hello everyone xx

Invisible

It's National Chocolate Day Tomorrow!!!

Woo Hoo!!!!!!! I for one will be indulging to the fullest. Does anyone else have a favourite 'National Day' that may not be commonly known?

whiffey

Would you like to strangle Christopher Biggins ?

And if so, what would you like to do as preliminaries ? BTW, I met ab_user in Croydon today, very pretty I can tell you !!!! I think I pulled ;)

hopalong

Sky Broadband

Whats your views on Sky Broadband? I have virgin media but at ?25 a month I find it a little expensive. I have read so may good and bad reviews on Sky Broadband, as I have on other ISPs, so if you...

captainkirk

hard drive's

i have downloaded porn to look at because the wife is out and doe's not give me much in the sex department because she is ****** at night and i do not want it on my laptop no more, incase she find's...

legend760

beauty

is beauty in theeye of the beholder? ive heard it said many times. but people nowadays seem fickle. they count looks over love or honesty in my opinion. what do you think ?

captains log

I got nonuts

And I am not giving him back unless you all club together and cough up the ransom of ten thousand euroes, so come on then you have 24 hours to pay the bill or he gets it.........

Rosenicola

Boredom

What do all you guys do when you're skint and have to stay in at the weekend? I have been away on holiday and got back last week, so i'm skint till the end of the month. I'm sooo bored. I have...

whiffey

So you banned the Shadow Man thread ?

Well bloody done !! Oh very well done, congratulations. Just when Saturday evening gets interesting you have to BAN it.

Calvados

What did you do this week that made you happy?

I know this has been asked before, but what DID you do? I gave away ?5000. That's right. ?5000. I must be mad but it brought someone out of the dark and into the light. Am I mad? No way. Just a caring...

Shadow Man

Furious.

Within fourty seconds of seeing Pomp and Circumstance and Land of Hope and Glory on the Proms I furiously have complained to the BBC. As a British person I am extra proud to be English. This evening...

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