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Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the...
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Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?...
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10...
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still...
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm...
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the...
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...
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Why have people kept the fat ugly old useless woman in `Strictly` and forced some very good dancers out. OK, it`s not a dancing competition, but, come on, she has gone far enough, much too far in...
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Did anyone on AB watch the morning shows about the 60`s? It bought back some good and very bad memories to me.
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When I opened up an hour ago, I had all sorts of wierd things going on with my PC, and I must admit, I was well worried that I was under attack from something or other, but now everything appears to...
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Why isn`t my system restore working, as I can get it`s window but when I click on `next` nothing happens? tia
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Do you check levels the same as previous post by johnk? TIA
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Who sang `Naughty But Nice` in the 1960`s?
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Who sang `Naughty but Nice`?
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My O/H has broken the plastic adjuster on the Thermostatic Radiator Valve with the vacumn cleaner and has bought a completly new one from `Wicks`. Is it easier to just but a new plastic top and screw...
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Would it be safe to use the above device to hopefully improve the picture on a LCD TV as I get a lot of interference due to the pixels flashing green, and if it is ok what would be the correct way to...
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I wish to download all of my passwords in Microsoft Works to my Memory Stick but can`t remember how to do it, please help in minute detail, tia.
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If I give someone a large amount of cash for him/her to pay off an overdraft and I pay it into their account myself, will their overdraft be paid off automatically?
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Who sang the above song in 1955-7 but not Louis Armstrong?
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I have just Googled `Avatars` and have found an Avatar other than my own good looks,ahem, and would like to know, in very simple terms, (for other users less in the wonderful knowledge of computers...

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