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Aye??

Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the...
23:39 Mon 22nd Nov 20105 answers, last by EDDIE51 17:29 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Password

Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?...
23:36 Mon 22nd Nov 20101 answer, last by poortony 14:52 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Keyboard

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10...
23:31 Mon 22nd Nov 20102 answers, last by carlton23 23:26 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Printer

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still...
23:28 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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And More

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm...
23:24 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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AB Questions

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the...
23:15 Mon 22nd Nov 20102 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:42 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Help Wanted

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...
23:05 Mon 22nd Nov 20102 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:45 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Why?

Why have people kept the fat ugly old useless woman in `Strictly` and forced some very good dancers out. OK, it`s not a dancing competition, but, come on, she has gone far enough, much too far in...
23:54 Sun 21st Nov 201015 answers, last by zzxxee 08:05 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Lulu in the mornings

Did anyone on AB watch the morning shows about the 60`s? It bought back some good and very bad memories to me.
23:47 Fri 19th Nov 20104 answers, last by softlysoftly 18:56 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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Gremlins at work. Sorry, this should be in Chatterbank, but I`ve already typed it.

When I opened up an hour ago, I had all sorts of wierd things going on with my PC, and I must admit, I was well worried that I was under attack from something or other, but now everything appears to...
23:43 Fri 19th Nov 20102 answers, last by AlBags 13:40 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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System Restore

Why isn`t my system restore working, as I can get it`s window but when I click on `next` nothing happens? tia
23:14 Fri 19th Nov 20101 answer, last by carlton23 23:32 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Mondeo Gear-box oil levels

Do you check levels the same as previous post by johnk? TIA
21:44 Wed 17th Nov 20103 answers, last by carlton23 22:48 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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Who sang `Naughty But Nice`? 1960`s

Who sang `Naughty But Nice` in the 1960`s?
10:44 Wed 17th Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 11:35 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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1960`s

Who sang `Naughty but Nice`?
10:19 Wed 17th Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 11:08 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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Radiator Heat Adjuster

My O/H has broken the plastic adjuster on the Thermostatic Radiator Valve with the vacumn cleaner and has bought a completly new one from `Wicks`. Is it easier to just but a new plastic top and screw...
11:54 Tue 16th Nov 20103 answers, last by carlton23 14:00 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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TV Signal Booster

Would it be safe to use the above device to hopefully improve the picture on a LCD TV as I get a lot of interference due to the pixels flashing green, and if it is ok what would be the correct way to...
11:39 Tue 16th Nov 20103 answers, last by expantenna 06:41 Mon 14th Dec 2015
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Memory Stick

I wish to download all of my passwords in Microsoft Works to my Memory Stick but can`t remember how to do it, please help in minute detail, tia.
11:24 Tue 16th Nov 20103 answers, last by carlton23 11:29 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Overdrafts

If I give someone a large amount of cash for him/her to pay off an overdraft and I pay it into their account myself, will their overdraft be paid off automatically?
10:49 Mon 15th Nov 20106 answers, last by Captain Spod 15:26 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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That Old Black Magic

Who sang the above song in 1955-7 but not Louis Armstrong?
23:35 Sun 14th Nov 201018 answers, last by carlton23 00:08 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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Avatar Querie

I have just Googled `Avatars` and have found an Avatar other than my own good looks,ahem, and would like to know, in very simple terms, (for other users less in the wonderful knowledge of computers...
12:06 Sun 14th Nov 201010 answers, last by carlton23 12:49 Sun 14th Nov 2010

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