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Sqad

Well, I think sqad has left us.....if so if he reads this our thanks for all the good advise and help he has given us in the past. So long, and hope you come back sometime.
23:36 Sat 13th Mar 2010122 answers, last by silka 16:38 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Elizabeth

Have just been watching on Film 4, excellent production well acted.
23:43 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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Mouse Mats

I just use a smooth piece of firm paper, taped to my desk sliding shelf, so why do most people use a mouse mat?
23:21 Thu 11th Mar 201017 answers, last by carlton23 23:42 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Parking Fine

You know, somebody gave me a compliment today, they left a note on my windscreen which said `Parking Fine` so that was nice, I do my best.
09:15 Thu 11th Mar 20103 answers, last by BBBE99 15:20 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Broken

A man walks into A/E and say`s "I`ve broken my arm in several places", the doctor said "Well, don`t go to those places".
09:10 Thu 11th Mar 20101 answer, last by eddiek 14:09 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Ahh-so!!!

They say that 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese, well, there`s mum and dad and there`s my elder brother Colin, and then there`s Hung-Chung-Lei, so I guess it must be Colin.
09:06 Thu 11th Mar 20107 answers, last by zzxxee 09:22 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Tv & Monitor screens

I notice that there are LCD TV Screens and also LCD Monitor Screens when I look at buying a new TV. What I want to know is, Is there a difference between the two please, or is the monitor only for...
15:09 Wed 10th Mar 20106 answers, last by carlton23 23:24 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Why? (2)

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called `rush hour? Why isn`t their a mouse-flavoured cat food? Why the heck didn`t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilise the needle for...
14:56 Tue 09th Mar 20105 answers, last by Androcles 23:38 Tue 09th Mar 2010
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Why? (1)

Why.......do Supermarkets make all the sick and disabled people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while fit people can buy their fags at the front? Why,,,,,,,do...
10:10 Tue 09th Mar 201013 answers, last by carrust 08:35 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Magic?

I was walking down the road one day when I looked up and saw an Afgahan bloke shaking his carpet from a tower block balcony, I shouted up to him "What`s the matter Abdul, won`t it start?"
14:14 Mon 08th Mar 20103 answers, last by whiskeryron 20:23 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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How low can you go?

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got his pocket picked, How could anyone stoop so low. ( Apologies to height affected people.)
14:10 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Grandad

My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deatbed, `It`s worth spending money on good speakers¬ he told me.
13:03 Mon 08th Mar 20103 answers, last by squarebear 13:10 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Hot Stuff

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake- both are in intensive care..... One has a dodgy tikka.... and the other is in a Korma....
12:54 Mon 08th Mar 20104 answers, last by marval 13:03 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Ere! ave a laf.

I had a mate who was terribly depressed and suicidal, so I pushed him under a steam train, He was highly chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I...
12:48 Mon 08th Mar 20102 answers, last by No_Likey 12:54 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Spotmau PowerSuite

Has anyone ever used the above CD? It`s from USA and marked down to $49.95 from $99.95. I would liike to know if it`s as good as they say. It`s CD which apparently a IT expert wouldn`t do without.
19:33 Sat 06th Mar 20102 answers, last by carlton23 23:12 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Nerve in hands. Sqad, can you help?

I think this problem is due to the `mouse` on the PC, as the skin (on the ouside edge of my right hand mainly) keeps `pulling in` every few seconds, making a small 1" long indenture. This is...
17:43 Sat 06th Mar 201010 answers, last by carlton23 19:43 Sat 06th Mar 2010
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DVD-RW Problem

Yesterday I bought DVD-RW`s from Curry`s to record on my Panasonic DMR-ES10, but when I inserted the above DVD a message stated Unformatted. The disc`s are blank on both sides I hasten to add, so I...
10:10 Sat 06th Mar 20108 answers, last by PhilHH 12:42 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Sarah Kennedy, off again

Time she packed it in. The extra hour getting up isn`t doing her any good. D`yer think
11:45 Wed 03rd Mar 20102 answers, last by bluesfan 17:55 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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Spin it Again

Does anyone have any information on a download called `Spin It Again`? TIA
16:16 Sat 27th Feb 20102 answers, last by carlton23 23:22 Sat 27th Feb 2010
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G`night All.

See yers tomorrer.
00:00 Fri 26th Feb 20102 answers, last by cherrychapstick 00:01 Fri 26th Feb 2010

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