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Well, I think sqad has left us.....if so if he reads this our thanks for all the good advise and help he has given us in the past. So long, and hope you come back sometime.
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Have just been watching on Film 4, excellent production well acted.
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I just use a smooth piece of firm paper, taped to my desk sliding shelf, so why do most people use a mouse mat?
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You know, somebody gave me a compliment today, they left a note on my windscreen which said `Parking Fine` so that was nice, I do my best.
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A man walks into A/E and say`s "I`ve broken my arm in several places", the doctor said "Well, don`t go to those places".
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They say that 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese, well, there`s mum and dad and there`s my elder brother Colin, and then there`s Hung-Chung-Lei, so I guess it must be Colin.
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I notice that there are LCD TV Screens and also LCD Monitor Screens when I look at buying a new TV. What I want to know is, Is there a difference between the two please, or is the monitor only for...
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called `rush hour? Why isn`t their a mouse-flavoured cat food? Why the heck didn`t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilise the needle for...
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Why.......do Supermarkets make all the sick and disabled people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while fit people can buy their fags at the front? Why,,,,,,,do...
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I was walking down the road one day when I looked up and saw an Afgahan bloke shaking his carpet from a tower block balcony, I shouted up to him "What`s the matter Abdul, won`t it start?"
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got his pocket picked, How could anyone stoop so low. ( Apologies to height affected people.)
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My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deatbed, `It`s worth spending money on good speakers¬ he told me.
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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake- both are in intensive care..... One has a dodgy tikka.... and the other is in a Korma....
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I had a mate who was terribly depressed and suicidal, so I pushed him under a steam train, He was highly chuffed to bits. When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I...
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Has anyone ever used the above CD? It`s from USA and marked down to $49.95 from $99.95. I would liike to know if it`s as good as they say. It`s CD which apparently a IT expert wouldn`t do without.
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I think this problem is due to the `mouse` on the PC, as the skin (on the ouside edge of my right hand mainly) keeps `pulling in` every few seconds, making a small 1" long indenture. This is...
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Yesterday I bought DVD-RW`s from Curry`s to record on my Panasonic DMR-ES10, but when I inserted the above DVD a message stated Unformatted. The disc`s are blank on both sides I hasten to add, so I...
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Time she packed it in. The extra hour getting up isn`t doing her any good. D`yer think
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Does anyone have any information on a download called `Spin It Again`? TIA
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See yers tomorrer.

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