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marval

Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex 4. It is important that...
22:03 Wed 23rd Sep 20096 answers, last by Panic Button 22:34 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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denis567

Square Eggs

An old farmer employs a couple of bricklayers to build him a new stable block. Work progressed very slowly and after a month they had only just got the footings in. One day the attractive 18 year old...
18:03 Mon 21st Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 19:58 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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Gisacloo

Removing sweat/dirt marks from arms of aniline leather sofa.

It is a beige leather sofa with darkened areas on the arms, where hands have been. I understand that leather cleaning is a minefield, but would appreciate any comments or opinions please.
18:04 Wed 23rd Sep 20092 answers, last by dinkleboo 13:26 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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AnnieBody

who's,who,on here?

I'm confused!
19:13 Wed 23rd Sep 200969 answers, last by mccfluff 08:38 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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748rhydhir

compost

i use compost for pot plants outside.as the life of compost is about 6months we replace the compost on a regular basis.can the old compost be reactived to be used again or just throw it away? regards,...
07:07 Wed 23rd Sep 20092 answers, last by Whoever 13:14 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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Compostella

What type of grass do they grow in hot countries

You know the grass you see when you are on holiday, wide bladed and almost rough. What type is it, & will it grow in the UK? Anything got to be better than my lame lawn...
19:36 Tue 22nd Sep 20093 answers, last by carlton23 11:31 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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marval

Wrong key

A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, \"If I\'m not back in four...
21:20 Tue 22nd Sep 20093 answers, last by keithlbw 22:17 Tue 22nd Sep 2009
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marval

Eighth time

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning,...
19:08 Mon 21st Sep 20092 answers, last by marval 09:12 Tue 22nd Sep 2009
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carlton23

Tummy Injections

I have to self inject Clexane enoxaparin sodium into my stomach in the morning and am a little concerned, as on reading the enclosed info leaflet it states in the side effects columm `If you have a...
23:01 Sun 20th Sep 200915 answers, last by ummmm 11:08 Mon 21st Sep 2009
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marval

Never object

He'd shown her his etchings and just about everything else of interest in his apartment, and as Jack poured the last martinis into their glasses, he realized that the moment of truth with Louise had...
12:04 Sun 20th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 22:21 Sun 20th Sep 2009
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jasconi

Barber Shop

George was in the barber's chair getting a trim while his little daughter was dancing around eating a fairy cake. Some of George's hair fell on the cake, and the barber said " Oh, I see you have...
23:03 Fri 11th Sep 20096 answers, last by NBarb 11:25 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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EDDIE51

2 Irish workmen

There were 2 Irish workmen in a field and a woman was watching them. The first guy would dig a hole and then the second guy would come along and fill it in again. The woman watched for a while until...
22:37 Sun 13th Sep 20094 answers, last by beejay1124 10:08 Sun 20th Sep 2009
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porkchop

Nerine pink

I planted a dozen Nerine bulbs over three ago and still no flowers. Green shoots grow up in the spring and then fade away. No flowers. Is it time to give up and dig them up? Any suggestions. Thanks.
16:14 Sat 19th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 22:04 Sat 19th Sep 2009
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Coldicote

Which vacuum cleaner?

I've just dumped a bagless upright vacuum cleaner because it was so messy to empty and clean, especially with that crinkled type of filter - the advertisements don't tell you that!! Now have a...
15:25 Thu 17th Sep 200912 answers, last by carlton23 21:58 Sat 19th Sep 2009
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Busyizzy

What is a large Indian crocodile called?

10:48 Sat 19th Sep 200910 answers, last by wildwood 22:17 Sat 19th Sep 2009
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john1066

Fuchia Cuttings

When can i take Fuschia cuttings. I try every year but they never grow..maybe it's better to buy new plants every year. Is it time now to take cuttings? x
15:56 Fri 18th Sep 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:27 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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marval

Exercise

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program. Now scroll down Now scroll up That's enough for the first day...
22:00 Thu 17th Sep 20093 answers, last by keithlbw 22:39 Thu 17th Sep 2009
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intense

how can scare away blackbirds

Blackbirds keep digging in my newly planted pot of pansies.I've covered the top with gravel and added a small plastic toy which i thought might deter them. I've just discovered they're not bothered...
14:11 Wed 16th Sep 20096 answers, last by Whoever 13:18 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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tali1

UK the only country that runs a Motabilty scheme?

Is the UK the only country that runs a Motabilty scheme-do any other countries have a similar scheme?
00:10 Wed 16th Sep 200910 answers, last by rojash 15:52 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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codswallop

Massage

I don't know about AB stopping for a little "massage Lately I think that it needs a triple by-pass!!!!!!!!
18:53 Tue 15th Sep 20095 answers, last by bookbinder 11:16 Wed 16th Sep 2009

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