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Who watched it then?

The brand new shiny and sparkly episode of Red Dwarf?? Smegging brilliant or what? Can't wait for part two tomorrow!

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the...

black bunny

short lived flowers on camelia

My camelia seems healthy enough with plenty of glossy leaves but the buds open, flower and turn brown and drop off quickly. OH reckons it's frost but this happens when there hasn't been a frost. Any...

nohorn

garden lying fallow

My garden was out-of commission last summer due to various problems. Of course, the chronic weeds exploded. Along came fall and winter, and now the snow is about to melt. I intend to plant a garden...

rutineli

Entry to the BBC Website

Why does it need to be so incredibly complicated to make any comment to a BBC website? There are so many hoops to jump through and names and numbers and passwords it is almost as though they are...

alana123

evergreen complete lawn care

has anyone used evergreen complete 4in1 my lawn has got brown patches is this normal

DONNA1458

Free gym membership on perscription?

If you are diabetic can you get council gym membership on perscription. TIA

Pam29

Daffodils not flowering

I have lots of daffodils in my garden but have noticed this year that many of them have just leaves and no flowers. Anyone know why this might be and what i could do to stop it happening again next...

carlton23

Sign out of virgin media

How can I do that now? There is no Sign in or out buttons.

CARABINT

Lee Evans

Is Lee E vans the funniest man alive?

funkylad20

Vegetable Patch Labels

Does anyone know where I can buy large labels for my vegetable patch? Have been thinking more along the line of a long metal stake with a label on top where you can write the vegetable names, about a...

mintymow

Composting

Someone told me recently that I shouldn't be putting potato peelings on my compost. Anyone know anything about that?

thunderhut

bees in the lawn

Can anybody help I have got a lawn full of black and white bee type things borrowing in my lawn they make a hole like a worm cask and I have tried fly spray and the like to get rid of them. Has...

knowlittle

cleaning terracotta

how do I clean green moss from terracotta pots without harming plants

carlton23

Yellow flash

Can anyone explain what a small yellow flash or star looking thing appears over the hand when I try to click onto a link? Also the link I want to look at is as...

marval

Smelling nice.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says...

richardjhoop

You might of heard this one....

A lady enters a carpet warehouse and, as all the assistants are busy with other customers, she decides to browse among the many articles on display until she comes to a beautiful Persian hand-woven...

chrisrob

Franglaise:

Coup de grace - A lawn mower. La deviation pour chauffeur de camion - My driver likes camels. Moi aussi - I am an Australian. Pas de deux - Father of twins Mange tout - You're pretty mangy yourself....

BockingBob

Chubby Brown .

I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend and as soon as he came on stage I started shouting " you fat b@stard you fat b@stard ". Then I was told by security that that sort of behavior wasn't...