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did jimmy page and eric clapton ever play in the same band together ?

My boyfriend left for work in a horrible mood this morning, tried to ring me when he got to work-suprisingly at 5.45am i didnt answer and now has turned his phone off! I'm sure he does this just to...

dustypuss

liverpool

What do you call a liverpudlian in a suit .A = The defendant

EngTeach

Steam heat

I have steam heat generated through oil. My one radiator bangs ridiculousy. The radiator is tipped towards the pipe. It also releases a tremedous amount of steam that turns to water. So much so that...

PatriciaH

What a wedding !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9Np9TTzx7rA ??????????????? LOL

logic

are women stooopid or what?

Alright alright, I know i'm not the most patient person in the morning, BUT I've just been to asda, all i wanted was my prescription as they have an offer on of three cases for 20 quid, so there I'm...

RAGGY ROMAN

racist boxer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/boxing/7133862 .stm Black boxer Bernard Hopkins shouted "I would never let a white boy beat me" when coming face to face with Joe Calzaghe. Joe reacted in his usual...

Quoi

Nigella...

I was watching Nigella on the Graham Norton show the other day and I cant work out what it is about her but I find her really attractive * I dont know why. Does anybody else know??

REDHEAD24

russel brand

phwwwoaaarrrrr

Lucy Thomas

What could you never eat.

What is the one food that you wouldn't or couldn't eat. It needs to be something that you've tried but just can't eat. Mine is goat's cheese. I've tried it a few times but every time it is just as...

gravitate

plaster board

I have to pick up 30 6 foot by 3 foot paster board boards and all I have that will do is a Corsa with a roofrack. Is this insane or should it be ok if I secure them enough? Cheers

Oneeyedvic

Why do people believe what is said in an email?

London Mosque - ?100 million pounds of taxpayer's money. (original article and poll taken down) See the Lie here: http://www.woyano.com/view/1624/London-Mosque-...

Chloe636

Roughly how much do wallpaperers charge?

I want to have my hall, landing and stairs done after Christmas and have never hired one before so no idea what to expect cost wise. Should I say bah humbug toCristmas and save my pennies for the...

Thunderbird+

free booze!

I thought of a joke while I was listening to the radio in my car, Ok your in the pub and you stand their scratching your head and you turn to a friend and say :- "What was that song by the beach boys...

valjay

Get rid of front door matwell?

Should I fill in a front door matwell? I want to put carpet tiles in hallway and they will be awkward to fit onto a matwell.

col craddock

elephant jokes

how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge............footprints in the butter how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door how does an elephant hide...

devilwoman

in response to who?

i dont normally respond to nasty comments, but in this case i'll make an exeption. a mean person called my forum members a nasty name and said they all had low IQs, well , i dont rember your name man,...

jolin

Painting help required!

I need advice on how to reach the ceiling above the bath in order to paint when vertically challenged (aka short!) as it is a very expensive bath and I don't think putting the steps inside is a good...

teddysbears

weather

If I look out of my window all I can see is a covering of snow! cheers T

Whickerman

S'up to her...

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on...

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