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what a plonker

my neice who we've only met today is coming for tea, but dad didn't check if she had any dietry requirments. So what did he do, he bought a £30 piece of beef and now has found out she can't...

zzxxee

im only on here for half an hour

so do your best to entertain me joke poetry whatever you like the stage is yours !!!!!!...

Aquagility

The MM Links Game - May Week 3

May I bid you a very warm welcome to the third week in the reign of “Sir Robin of Linksley” (aka Aquagility). Perhaps our very own crofter was joking last week, but he reminded me of the...

D_James

What does the "H" stand for in "Jesus H Christ"?

And who coined the phrase?

NoMercy

Over the past few days we've had talk of chilli and cheese in baked spuds (I must admit I love that filling) and cheese and jam sandwiches (for the love of God !)... So I was just wondering if you had...

NoMercy

The 500 euro note?

The 500 euro note is to be "withdrawn from sale", lest it fuel any more organised crime. Have you ever seen or possessed one? And do you prefer to carry larger or smaller denominations?...

stonekicker

helloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little...bit...drunk....x watching eastenders. does anyone else think the masood's are bang out of order? (you have no idea how long it took me to type this! x

maplestar

What's the art of forgiveness?

How do you forgive somone?

lardhelmet

Does anyone live in the Horsham area who could...

...just check the weather for this weekend for me please? We're coming down to Leonards Lee (for the last time ever). Will we need wellies & a sou'wester, a bikini or an extra vest?

caslass

i was sent this riddle.

I was sent this riddle by someone in America. I cannot work it out. Any help would be appreciated. As i went through a garden gap Who should I meet but Dick red cap A stick in his hand A stone in his...

docspock

14th February 1971

decimalisation day, anyone remember ?

merciasounds

If somebody gave you £1000, and told you you HAD to spend it by close of shops TODAY

What would you buy?

sandyRoe

Can you guess what the image on my avatar is?

Bored here so just whiling away the time with this pointless question...

poodicat

Whats a moggies life expectancy?

bobjugs12

If you could be a member of the opposite sex.......

.....for a day who would you be and why? Following on from the Kylie thread, who wants to swap for a day? What would the new you want, and what would you do? PS Try an keep it clean so I don't get...

4getmenot

how much do you trust your partner

Would you let them walk a member of the opposite sex home?

docspock

Just read on the lappy about Mr V.

It has gone now. I find that what the character behind Mr Veritas has done to be more disgusting than anything posted by the permanently banned. I hope he joins the ranks of those never to return....

sandwich

Yorkshire Paper quiz

Sport: The first to take 300 test wickets (4,6) Frome the world of entertainment: The first mobile phone caller in the UK (5,4) Political figures: An anti-Parliamentarian? (3,6) Any offers of help...

caslass

Today

Today is the 1st anniversary of the death of my only child. I'm not looking for sympathy just understanding of posts I made when i was angry. Thats all.

wyzard66

The AB pub is now open

who wants a drink?

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