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The blonde & the Lord...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started...

tinkerbell23

Chat shows

I usually love watching them.. I know they are junk tv but i just cant switch off!!!!! But today...i dunno if im just in a funny mood or just seeing things differently- but some are actually...

Jumbo747

Sunshine!

Beautiful day here in West Sussex - I've just forked over a couple of borders in the garden and the snowdrops, crocus and daffodils look so much happier! (What's the betting it will rain tomorrow?!)...

carrust

Chocolate....

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm...

youngmafbog

How ridiculous is this; 'Trapped' Illegal Immigrants Sleep On Streets

Hundreds of illegal immigrants are sleeping rough on our streets, Apparently as the men destryed their passports to avoid being returned to India (another stupid rule) the Indian Government wont let...

T&S

The Iron Lady

Just watched it and really enjoyed it....despite the fact (or maybe because) I'm not Thatcher's biggest fan. I thought Anthony Head as Geoffrey Howe was brilliant.

mojay

Kevin Bridges - Comedian

As folk applaud one must assume he is funny - I cannot understand 80% /90% of his dialogue - is it only me ?

smurfchops

Jessie Wallace

What a miserable hag Jessie Wallace is. Saw her shopping locally this week and she couldn't have the decency to look at or speak to shop workers, couldn't wait to get out of the shop, what a rude...

WF8MAN

Would you pay £750,000 on a house?

I suppose we'd all be after one if we had pots of money, but is it really worth going to all that expense? (I've been watching "Escape to the Country" on the BEEB")

hippyhoppy

The Brits...

I'm flabbergastered there's no Brit chit-chat going on... One Direction winning.. really..? Ed Sheeran with his creepy 'neck beard', I could go on but feel that advice re prison sentencing and...

Ann

Ah nostalgia is great!

Especially for those of you who were children in the 1950s here is a good article http://www.dailymail....kids-roamed-wild.html...

Supermike

The Diamond Queen.

Having seen all three episodes I don't remember Prince Charles appearing in them. Did I miss something? All of the other members of the Royal family did pieces to camera saying how great a Queen she...

wendilla

Spacestation sighting over the uk tonight 6 30pm

There will be 2 sightings . First sighting 6 30 pm for 3 mins WSW departing E Second sighting 8 05 for 1 min W departing W...

whiskeryron

Moving Forwards

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly fifty years ago...

Cockney_si

The process at the end of a relationship.

Feeling very low at the moment. I was dumped yesterday, by my girlfriend. Why do we hurt so bad after the break up of a relationship? It feels like I'm literally grieving for her now and we were...

Jemisa

Relationships - Marriage.

Relationships - Marriage - Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to...

anotheoldgit

The gentle art of boxing

http://www.dailymail....-publicity-stunt.html We hear of footballers being suspended for a number of matches, others arrested and charged by the police, and their captaincy taken off them, all for...

Denson

Is this debt valid?.

My father passed away suddenly on the 15th December and had been meeting a lady for theatre trips, meals etc. I am the sole beneficiary of his estate. This lady first came along and said she had been...

cathfromsaron

Midwives fans anyone?

thoroughly enjoyed the last episode and loved the wedding scene, ling the local church! new 8 parter coming next summer ......

cupid04

Corrie.

What do you think Lewis is after?

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