Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them...
is the one where the bloke with the banjo sings to the girl on the platform - every time I hear it I want to scream. Stupid thing is its an advert for match.com dating site - yet he picks her up on a...
There was a story on the news about a 13 year girl being stabbed to death in a park which I know is very tragic and sad. However, later on the news it showed what was termed as a vigil in the park...
Af'noon all, I have no option but to remove the conifers from the bottom of my garden. Can anyone suggest what I can put in their place to give me some privicy from the neighbours. Many thanks...
Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...
..doggy..? We have been thinking of visiting Animal Rescue,with a view to homing a wee dog.A Jack Russell type/size,would be a favourite.. ..today though,met a pal,who had a bonny,black Sprocker..he...
http://www.guardian.c...kearney-woman-charged It is not often that I am reduced to tears by a tragic story - but the note left by the man,on behalf of his,the Willis family..at witnessing the sad...
Iv'e watched birds in my garden for a few years now, why do none of the other birds let the robin feed alongside. Sparrows, blackbirds male and female. I have made a seperate feeding place which...
I don't know if anybody has posted a link this story. I know that during election times there is much muck raking. I know that some of you will say that it was 'only a dog' (which is a sentiment I...
http://www.dailymail....efusing-black-up.html Since it seems obvious this theatre group had no dark skinned actors to play these parts, were the organisers wrong to ask white actors to use dark brown...
Every Minute....yukky, didnt realise how much that woman vomited during her labour ! Why are some women sick like this ?? I know some of them may poo a little, but actually vomiting ? Are they ill ?
Does anyone donate to WSPA?
Just seen a horrible horrible advert on bear baiting :0( ive bever heard or seen that...wish i hadnt
Kind of want to donate now. X...
.' Michael staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking mate, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
