One that springs to mind is betting Angela next door that she couldn't fit a giant gobstopper up her nostril. She did, and it had to be surgically removed.
Hello i work in an office block and rent a small room, I have told my managment company for two years pre-nesting seasion about the seagull nesting and that they should put netting or spikes down as...
I have just seen this article in my Daily Mail. A nice family from the Nottinghamshire area (I am sure that I have relatives down there). http://www.dailymail....-breast-implants.html I am being...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Mount Etna, Italy) the villagers were gathered outside the shop cum post office where a near hysterical Humbersloop was shouting...
Sorry flobadob, hope you dont mind: So an alien space craft has actually been detected flying around at low level possibly looking for a landing site, what happens next? who will deal with it and how?...
The Ladies of the answerbank Bored with Sailor boys Had all run out of batteries For their Anne Summers toys They'd been there, seen it done it Here ,there and in and out Up and down and sideways And...
Hi, My daughter is home from Uni for the summer and is obviously looking to earn some money to help pay off her overdraft before the next years studying begins! We are on benefits - my husband is...
http://www.dailymail....hip-test-live-UK.html And I wonder how many of today's school leavers would be able to answer these questions, I'll even go as far to include graduates from our anniversaries?...
I have just been charged a 10p. fee for revising a listing on Ebay,have they changed their fees?
I have never been charged before and all I did was add some more words to the title...
The menfolk of the answerbank Were feeling rather blue While the girls were out a partying They'd nothing much to do Sunny Dave and tonyav thought that it would be A good idea to organise a JOLLY...
http://www.dailymail....ls-sprint-finals.html /// Olympic legend Michael Johnson says a ‘superior athletic gene’ in the descendants of West African slaves means black American and...
http://www.dailymail....British-taxpayer.html Well that is the idea for the transformation of some African villages, which will cost £7,500 for each village family. /// The British Government...
...... is doing my head in.
Everytime they go out it barks, howls and whines and is doing my head in.
What can I do?
Currently it has been barking for 4 hours....
Despite the austerity measures and recession we are still the country most likely to grant asylum to people in genuine danger. // Some 14,360 immigrants were given asylum within the UK in 2011. The...
If you were prime minister for the day
I think I would introduce the age for service personnel to go on active (dangerous)service to over 25's - anyone under would be found other work to do...