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Revenge is sweet...

There once was an old couple who had been married for 40 years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart...

Cetti

Has anyone seen one of these? I had one on my patio at the weekend and did a bit of research and apparently a woman in Poole nearly lost her arm through being bitten by one of these! Frightened the...

Jemisa

The widow.

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family...

slinky.kate

knickers

what kind do you wear,men included

Baldric

Moonlighting Ed?

Are the Ed and Deputy Ed moonlighting? I keep getting two shifty looking Gnomes wandering (or is that wondering?) across my screen, to the right of 'best answer' space advertising 'London attractions,...

craft1948

Something nice to end the day with....................

http://www.dailymail....cute-photo-shoot.html...

rosamundjohn

50 shades of grey

Well-the blurb is good-it seems to be selling. Comments?

Mrsspagnoli57

Diamond Jubilee Concert:What's it all about Alfie?

What on earth was that all about Alfie Boe? The rendition of O Sole Mio was ok, a safe choice that most competent tenors can perform but the jazzed up version???? Slightly cringeworthy.......IMO of...

excelsior-1

i know why my animated avatar (gif) did not come through

i noticed on the eds thread that this site only accepts avatars rated 'g' . i rated the gif i found 'pg'. that is why it did not come through. i now have two questions .. 1. if i find another...

suna

find Manchester unt sharp top

I am trying to describe a football top to a friend who support them but dose not understand which one i mean plus i can.t find it myself like it dose not excist. It was by sharp like blue and black...

GSD4ME

Songs with Sara(h)

Dear all A good friend of mine (called Sarah) has a birthday coming up shortly and I want to give her a CD of soings with Sara(h) in the title. So far I have Sara – Starship Sara – Thin...

Psybbo

for stoke maverig

hope this works

wiltsman

Great Spotted Woodpecker

No question, just an observation. About half an hour ago I walked round the back of my bungalow just as a Great Spotted Woodpecker landed on the lawn. I don't know who was the most amazed, we looked...

parkie

Clocks change

Think I'll have an early one tonight. Losing an hour's kip knackers me. Anyone else affected adversley when we change the clocks or do you just take it in your stride? I've also wondered if it affects...

Scarlett

Ladies: What does "flower" mean to you?

If a man calls you "flower", what does that actually mean, to you? Are there any other comparable words which are similar in meaning?

shooty

specsavers

I GOT A DIG BICK.......You that read wrong.......you read that wrong too : )

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