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chrisrob
You can't go through a difficult time without getting something out of it. We often cope with adversity better than prosperity. The things we desire are often more dangerous than the things we fear....
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oldmancap
is it possible for me to refill a lexmark 44xl cartridge myself so that i can save some money. if so can you explain how i go about it. any help would be apreciated. thank you
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chrisrob
What do you think? I have a little-used hotmail account. I've just received this email: "Dear Windows Live User, We are contacting you regarding your communication preference settings for Windows Live...
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tali1
What's good for protecting a tv remote control from drops and knocks- what about wrapping it in insulation tape?
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cc1
There's a sectionof the Masons especially for gypsies. They meet at the Travelodge. If you don't like it, it was Tim Vine on Countdown who told it!
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andy-hughes
a couple of onions ainging a Bee Gees song in the fridge, but when I opened the door it was just .... chives talkin'! I thenk yaou!!!!
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angel21
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. J. K. Rowling
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gloop
Hi, Last night I was getting really bad signal on Freeview (missed the end of Coronation Street, bah). I did a recan and I've lost the ITV channels, channel 4 and more I expect. Rescanned again today...
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unicorn
how can I correct this error I cannot print from outlook express error line 2021 char 1 code0
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jonah hart
I've been told I have this by the doc this morning .. I've always got stomach problems but it's an everday problem now.. She just told me to eat healthier but I eat quite heathly as it is . Does...
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joggerjayne
A man buys a Thai bride. On their wedding night, they lie in bed, and she is constantly stroking his willy. The man, happy that his bride is paying him so much attention, asks: Do you really like my...
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chrisrob
(Don't know if this is the right place to post them but thought you might like them.) People are like tea-bags. You have to put them in hot water before you can tell how strong they are. The only job...
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marval
Are you harbouring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P???Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man??..Dum Gai Small Horse??..Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!........No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to...
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jrobinson200
My comp keeps giving me the error message 'an error has occured and internet explorer needs to shut down sorry for an inconvienience.' For a start im not using internet explorer, then if i do send the...
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ailie
A woman walks into a baker's and asks: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" The baker replies:"No, you're right, hen, it's a doughnut." What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing...
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lindylou16
I bought some armageddon cheese. On the side it said: Best before end.
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chrisrob
For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're...
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barcelonic29
I have an Acer Aspire 7730 and would like to know if it is compatible with the eSata interface so i can get an external hard drive and benefit from the higher transfer speeds.
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marval
A bear walks into a bar and... sits down at the bar, the bar man looks him up and down and asks, "what'll it be?" The bear replies, "I'll...
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chrisrob
My mum used to recite a version and there was a song made of it, but for those who've never heard of it, I present for your education, a version of The Cockney Alphabet: A for Horses B for Mutton C...

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