A small grandson got lost in Sainsburys, he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little fellow hesitated for a moment and...
A fellow was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
On TV tonight - Salmond v Darling Debate; Coast; Corrie part2; Manchester City v Liverpool all on at the same time. I know the footie will definitely be on so got to make my mind up what to tape-drat....
Due to my overindulgence in certain beverages I have just discovered that instead of taking my night time dose of vitamins I have inadvertently swallowed a double dose of laxative. What is my next...
We had a bit of a problem before, as you can read about here: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Editors-Blog/Question1359813.html Is anyone still having an issue with weird takeover adverts/downloader...
A devout fundamentalist Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the...
Got to go now laptop keeps getting messages about Adobe flash player,and won't let me back on to answerbank,looks like java all over again.goodnight all
I am getting bombarded with Java updates on AB, especially crosswords, is the company Nanning weiwu Technology legitimate.....I suspect not and, if so, Ed, you have a problem
I had other windows open but the java download was only on this sites page/in fron of the url unless it came from another page and tries to try and hide itself to disguise where it came from? I've...
I appreciate this is controversial but I'm getting a little tired of the never ending threads. There are three of them going at the moment and seem to occupy the latest posts box constantly. Anyone...
A wee Clydeside man, who has worked in the shipyards all his life, wins on the Lotto and decides to do something they could never have dreamed of doing - take a trip on one of the ships he helped...