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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 19

Take extra care to read the questions carefully this week, folks. The word 'not' appears in quite a few of them. If I'd have spotted it in one of the questions, instead of simply scan-reading it, I'd...
18:44 Fri 08th May 202079 answers, last by Buenchico 15:06 Mon 11th May 2020
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Hymie

Biker Witness

A biker appeared in court to testify on behalf of a friend. The prosecuting lawyer asked him, ‘Isn’t it true that you have been paid £5,000 to throw this case?’ The biker calmly ignored the question,...
20:05 Wed 06th May 20207 answers, last by sanmac 23:09 Wed 06th May 2020
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marval

Groan

Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. "What's the matter?" asks Olaf. "Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the...
21:33 Tue 05th May 20208 answers, last by emmie 05:31 Wed 06th May 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 18

Definitely one of the easier weeks, I think, helped by one of those 'impossible-to-get-wrong' questions (where all three responses are correct) as well. So my score of 5 isn't exactly fantastic but...
19:07 Fri 01st May 202074 answers, last by Buenchico 15:17 Sun 03rd May 2020
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sunny-dave

Round Of Applause

If you are having issues with your partner and he/she threatens to walk out - simply order them a taxi for 8pm on a Thursday ... .... then it will look like the whole street is glad to see them go :)...
16:20 Thu 30th Apr 20204 answers, last by clyde59 22:51 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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alavahalf

Dorothy And Edna ..

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson from apartment 5 asked me out for a date. I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk to...
22:27 Thu 30th Apr 20204 answers, last by mallyh 16:08 Fri 01st May 2020
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Canary42

3

The plumber said, “Why haven’t you paid the bill for the work I did for you last Friday?” Paddy replied. “Well it wasn’t what you quoted” The plumber responded, “I didn’t give you a quote”. Paddy...
20:00 Fri 24th Apr 20204 answers, last by clyde59 22:06 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 17

Nice 'n' easy this week, I think, which might explain why I actually managed to score rather better than usual, with 5. Any takers? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52398054...
19:03 Fri 24th Apr 202090 answers, last by Buenchico 16:27 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

A Tricky Quiz

Jno posted a link to the Guardian's University Challenge quiz on my BBC quiz thread last Friday. I think that it deserves a wider audience, so (for all you brainboxes out there) here it is:...
18:39 Mon 20th Apr 202089 answers, last by Buenchico 12:38 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Buenchico

A Nice Easy Quiz

Here's a nice, simple little general knowledge quiz that you might care to try if, like me, you're BORED, BORED, BORED! It's designed to start off really easy and get just a little bit harder as you...
18:43 Mon 20th Apr 202061 answers, last by Docage 11:46 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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retrocop

Burn The Koran ?

A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off! Paddy caught his wife having an affair and...
14:15 Sat 18th Apr 20205 answers, last by marval 16:48 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 16

Fairly straightforward, I think, this week - so I'm expecting to see some high scores from you lot! Despite that though, I could only manage 4 (which is, I suppose, one better than I usually get!):...
19:46 Fri 17th Apr 202066 answers, last by Buenchico 20:18 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 15

A reference, on another thread, to people using Zoom for quizzes suddenly reminded me that I'd not put up this week's BBC Quiz thread yet. So here it is. However, having only scored my usual paltry 3...
20:02 Fri 10th Apr 202073 answers, last by campbellking 13:58 Sat 11th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 14

A disastrous start for me this week, with the first 4 all wrong. However I managed better from then on, to achieve my regular score of 3. Still easy enough to beat though, I think!...
19:03 Fri 03rd Apr 202061 answers, last by Buenchico 09:30 Sat 04th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 13

A half-decent score of 4 for me this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52046462 Brainiac has already reported his/her score on another thread but I won't repeat it here in order to save...
19:59 Fri 27th Mar 202075 answers, last by Buenchico 16:16 Sat 28th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Visiting The Pharmacist

I went to the Pharmacist yesterday and asked the assistant; "What kills the Corona Virus?" She replied, "Ammonia Cleaner." I said, "Oh, I am sorry- I thought you worked here..."...
18:07 Sun 22nd Mar 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 20:39 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2020 Week 3

Good morning everyone - our run of lovely days continues, mild and sunny, with just a nip in the air at night that reminds us to break out the bed socks - it's almost been too good to be true - March...
01:15 Sat 21st Mar 202061 answers, last by kettledrum 23:46 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 12

Yes, I know that I'm posting this ridiculously late this week but the side-effects of my chemo treatment prevented me from getting to my computer earlier on. I hope that most of the regulars, and...
01:21 Sat 21st Mar 202038 answers, last by Buenchico 02:18 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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albaqwerty

Paranoia

has reached absurd stages. I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own....
23:45 Sun 15th Mar 20206 answers, last by marval 18:28 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 11

It looked easy to me this week - but it wasn't! After a couple of good weeks, I'm back to my bog standard score of 3 again :( Nice and easy for you lot to beat me then!...
20:25 Fri 13th Mar 202053 answers, last by Buenchico 19:28 Sat 14th Mar 2020

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