There is supposed to be a credit crunch and pay rises are non-existent or very low, yet each week my supermarket shop seems to cost more. I was emailed by Tesco today to tell me I could book my Xmas...
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up. After...
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points...
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up to apply for the position. One is a very fit looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in...
Apparently an old lady in the next street was burgled yesterday. (I do live in an elderly community as there are a lot of bungalows in the immediate area) A man walked straight into her house, shoved...
Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is posted...
Decided to close my on-line ISA account with the Halifax as (a) I want the money to buy something, and (b) the rate is rubbish compared to my other bank accounts. Couldn't find anything on the site to...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...
A kid was sitting on the stairs with his cat and a bag of Smarties. His mum was watching him. He put a Smartie in his mouth, bit the cat and moved down a step. He then put another Smartie in his...
I'm thinking of planting golden leylandii along 2 sides of my garden...........I know they have to be pruned regularly and I intend to limit them to 5 feet high. Any problems with them I should know...
A little girl needs half a million pounds for treatment in the USA and has only about 10 days before her time for treatment runs out. Fund raising had raised (I think) about...
