Well it's not really it's just that I feel I daren't type anything dodgy 'cos I'm being watched. It's actually made me feel like a naughty schoolboy......but I can't find one........
New furniture delivered today. Van turns up containing miserable tw@t and thicko..........they have a whinge 'cos they have to put old furniture outside before attempting to bring new furniture...
A nice young gentleman called yesterday just as I was on my way out. He asked who my gas supplier was, and when I told him Eon he told me they were guilty of overcharging their customers for gas (not...
I've asked this question before but have forgotten the answers.......sorry. What is the best thing to clean the screen, bearing in mind it won't just have dust on it, but also goo from the cigarette...
I have broadband via my landline but I have just noticed that a light has appeared on my laptop against an icon which I think indicates wifi connection......any ideas please? As I'm sure you can tell...
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later,...
I'm asking this question for a friend (the builder) and the details are a bit vague. Apparently his daughter bought him an ipod and told him to register with itunes to download music. He did this and...
I can't believe the comments about me when I'm not on-line........nokno describes me as a tw@t and snags apparently thinks I'm the thickest female on here......well that's it.......I'm off to FB......
Any suggestions as to which is the best vac for hardwood and laminate floors please? I am getting rid of all my carpets and having hardwood floors laid but I have been told that my current vac, which...
and drove home very quickly. When I set off from the garage the sun was shining but as I drove along storm clouds gathered..........I was getting rather worried as I couldn't remember where the button...
...and the bill was ?205.00.......daylight robbery. Anyway. I thought....sod it...........so I've bought a new car and it's coming next week and I'm really excited!! Just thought I'd mention this...
Recently I'm having problems whilst navigating round this site. All of a sudden IE throws me out of the site and gives the message "Internet Explorer cannot open the internet site (gives AB details)...
Years ago when I worked in a customer-facing environment we were told we had to tell people our name when answering the telephone. I objected to telling people my christian name as I thought it...
I'm going to my first meeting tonight at one of the LighterLife diet thingies but am a bit apprehensive. It's the programme that Laurence Lewellyn-Bowen's wife lost about 5 stone on but seems a bit...
Help please.....I recently installed Sony Ericsson PC Suite on my PC but since then my PC seems to have slowed down and the software didn't do what I wanted anyway. The trouble is I can't uninstall...
A guy wanders home bleary eyed with ruffled hair and lipstick all over his collar. His wife shouts "There'd better be a good reason for waltzing in here at 7 in the morning" "Fcuking right there is"...