It's the daughter's birthday next month and she would like some decent knives, along with a block.
Anyone have any recommendations please.......................
Little Sally came home from school one day with a big smile on her face and told her Mum "Aaron Smith showed me his willy today!!!" Before her Mum freaked out, she added "It reminded me...
My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out, when finally she swung open the door and asked "Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?" I replied "Yes love, but to be...
..............to say that women are bad drivers.
I'd love to have seen this guy's face when his 'stolen' car was found.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16443089...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on...
Condom factory burns down in France: The ex-Prime Minister of France, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. 'allo, its the Heath Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the...
The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the...
I've just got out of the police cells after being arrested as part of the Christmas drink/drive campaign. The WPC asked how much I'd had to drink in the last 24 hours. Apparently "Not enough to...
This is the 1911 census entry for the Weatherill family showing the twins Horace and Leslie as being born in 1909. When I looked for their birth entries they are registered in Q2 1915 in Camberwell....