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mccfluff

how much cr@p hav eyou got on your desk????

v v v bored this afternoon and i've been reduced to checking out the rubbish on my desk, so far i've found curry sauce tomato sauce bar of chocolate (very surprised choc doesn't normally last long...
15:15 Wed 17th Jun 200947 answers, last by funnygirl 17:10 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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leggysreturn

Hurry.....................

Im here lol
13:44 Wed 17th Jun 200940 answers, last by DanDaDemon 14:43 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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lindylou16

Boy!! Was my husband upset when i said this to him.

I thought i saw my in laws on the tv last night! Turned out to be interference, You guys gotta learn to take a joke (Hmm)
12:39 Wed 17th Jun 200914 answers, last by jon1968 17:00 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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booboo67

am i even here

i've asked aq.....twice but it seems it cant br ansered
05:11 Wed 17th Jun 200914 answers, last by Philtaz 14:27 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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DanDaDemon

The word "OOH"

Why do a lot of women when they're excited start a sentence with the word "ooh"? Ie. "Ooh,cheese cakes my favourite" "Ooh,robin williams is so handsome" Etc.... Does anyone actually use this word in...
11:02 Wed 17th Jun 200926 answers, last by DanDaDemon 13:46 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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shaley

brain power

1.. duty free place supplying compilmentary wine ? (4,4) f??? p??? 2,, do valley charactersshow a mature girl friend? (4,4) ?a? ?o?e 3..be more inclined to a rosette, perhaps (6) ?a?o?? 4.. two old...
13:37 Wed 17th Jun 20094 answers, last by shaley 13:47 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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starmack

irish mail on sunday

14d (5 and 5). Small short-legged dog ?U?S? CORGI 17d (9 letters). Pseudo, sham I?I?A?I?N
13:17 Wed 17th Jun 20095 answers, last by starmack 13:22 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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logic

Fire fighters.

saw this documentary where a woman was carried from a burning high rise flat on the shoulder of a fireman perched on top of an extremely long ladder, all giddy stuff, if you were in the same situation...
12:42 Wed 17th Jun 200938 answers, last by luxury 13:46 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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marval

Can I have a push?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a...
14:03 Mon 15th Jun 20095 answers, last by marval 20:01 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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DanDaDemon

For crying out loud!

Thers a woman on this morning that "suffers" from a SOUP PHOBIA? P M S L! How comes no-one in poor countrys (as far as i know )suffer from these weird phobias that just seem to plague us? Would she...
12:21 Wed 17th Jun 200921 answers, last by DEN53 16:31 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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joggerjayne

JJ Movies

It turns out that there's a porn site called JJ Movies . com Should I be claiming royalties ???
11:55 Wed 17th Jun 200954 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:06 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Bbbananas

Would you boast about having a good pelvic thrush?

I just have.... I went very red. In the face I meant to say, obviously, pelvic thrust. As in, for my age, I am still very proficient at it when needs be. Have you recently said or wrote something...
11:02 Wed 17th Jun 200931 answers, last by craft1948 12:45 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Velvetee

Interesting Websites

I'm bored with the same old websites, which I seem to be permanantly logged into. Facebook, AB, Hotmail and Babycentre. Does anyone know any interesing or entertaining sites to visit? Not You Tube,...
01:07 Wed 17th Jun 200925 answers, last by Velvetee 01:39 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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NoMercy

What is your worst fear?

Apart from something happening to one of my loved ones, it's getting on a plane and not making it to the other end, for me.
23:24 Tue 16th Jun 200970 answers, last by zig.zag 00:45 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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liverpoolfoo

One mainly for the Girls

Which of these songs would get you girls sprinting onto the dance floor Girls? Dancing Queen (Abba) I'm in the mood for dancing (The Nolans) I will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) Or is there any other song...
23:45 Tue 16th Jun 200919 answers, last by liverpoolfoo 00:08 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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MWB

Youth?

Have just seen one of my neighbours teenage daughters walking down the road without a coat or anything warm on, shivering away, arms folded, hunched over. Can't hide the brand name clothes for...
22:44 Tue 16th Jun 200938 answers, last by No,Knowledge 23:50 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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NoMercy

Can you make...

An anagram from your username? NoMercy = O Men Cry lol
18:36 Tue 16th Jun 200954 answers, last by craft1948 22:58 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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NoMercy

Design your own personal..

Car Registration number... I'd have to have : C4RO.L1NE... or... M1 NXY...
22:38 Tue 16th Jun 200944 answers, last by robknot 01:54 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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noway1

This is for that blind driver

that almost killed me earlier toda.You plonker the light was green for me.You came from nowhere,and did not try to stop.Next time you try to murder pedestriens,go for childern or old people.They will...
21:47 Tue 16th Jun 200927 answers, last by craft1948 22:31 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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marval

Feel free to not groan.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it. I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. I saw a beaver movie last night; it was the best dam movie...
12:17 Tue 16th Jun 20091 answer, last by craft1948 12:18 Tue 16th Jun 2009

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