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Kier Starmer...... Yawn!

He's got to be the most boring man in politics today, to me he is a clone of John Major. His monotone voice grates on me, why on earth the Labour Party think that he is the Messiah and will lead them...

Sunk

Trump Has Got Corona!

He just tweeted // Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER! //...

gulliver1

Good News

Labour takes the poll lead, and puts Keir Starmer. Four points ahead of Boris. What good news . Opinium Poll....

Canary42

Well, Somebody's Got To Keep This Category Alive - Trouble Is The Quality Suffers.

I visited the birthplace of the woman who invented the toothbrush. The trouble was I couldn't locate her house because there's no plaque. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = == Confucius he say .........

eve1974

New Lockdown Rules

So what has really changed? Pubs closed at 10pm (again) Table service only (I think that’s how it was anyway?) Weddings reduced to 15 Office workers to work from home if poss (which most were doing...

retrocop

These Men Went To Bar

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a...

ToraToraTora

Is Hamilton Turning Too Political?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8727731/Lewis-Hamilton-dons-T-shirt-calling-arrest-cops-shot-killed-Breonna-Taylor.html Just drive the jam jar Lewis!...

bookbinder

Confucius, He Say.

Confucius, he say: man who goes camping with women has only one intent.

dave50

Are We Destroying The Economy In Order To Prolong The Lives Of The Old And Frail?

Are we putting the livelihoods of millions of young people, some with children and mortgages at risk so some old lady in a care home can live a bit longer? Yes that is an extreme and some might say...

dave50

Anyone Else Getting Sick Of Hearing About The Corona Virus On The Tv News?

Also tired of hearing the words safe, safely, save lives, control the virus, infections, lock down etc etc. Every news bulletin invariably has some bad news about the virus and even if they can bare...

gulliver1

Tory Hypocrisy.

Just forty minutes after PMQs ,Boris breaks his own rules of , Social Distancing By hosting a hurried meeting for fifty Tory MPs. in a room with a sign on the door saying only 29 people allowed at one...

Theblip

Same Sex Couple On Strictly

Strictly Come Dancing are to feature their first ever same-sex pairing. Are you pleased about that, displeased, or don’t care?...

Theblip

Is The Bbc No Longer Fit For Purpose?

After repeatedly letting down this once great nation, most recently over the Last Night Of The Proms songs, the left wing BBC omitted to include Labour MP Tom Watson from last night’s documentary on...

piggynose

Roadkill, Would You Eat It?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2006/jan/31/foodanddrink.britishidentity...

allenlondon

2Nd Cousins Lockdown

Boris J has announced new distancing rules for family gatherings outside the home (so applying to pubs, parks, other people’s houses, etc). Known as the Cousin Rule, it allows cousins to visit...

zabado

Man In A Pub.

A man in a pub was stood at the bar and watched as a big dog laid down in front of an open fire and started gently licking it's own testicles. The man turned to the Landlord and said " I wish I could...

teacake44

Why

Did Boris borrow Cummings hat to go on holiday, he looked like a bank robber in hiding, or was he just hiding from the students until it was all over.

bednobs

Puppy Again...

Picking up the puppy tomorrow I think. #excited. Now we just need to try to think of a name :)

rockyracoon

Sleeping In This Heat

Is anybody managing it? I can’t even go in the bedroom at the moment, it must be over 100 degrees in there. I’m sleeping (well, trying to) in the living room and the dog’s not happy about it, he keeps...

marval

Name Your Beer

Sorry this made me smile. https://news.sky.com/story/canadian-brewery-apologises-for-unwittingly-naming-beer-after-maori-word-for-pubic-hair-12044251...

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