Two football fans leave Wembley stadium after playoff final and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the police, they each take off their football caps...
A bloke walks into a pub near Old Trafford Football ground and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the pub looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says: "You aren't from around...
On November 20th 2004, when James Alexander-Gordon was unable to read the Football results on BBC five live for the first time in 31 years,who read the results on air ?